Andrew

My job is to watch football and yell when it’s bad. @chelseafc @buffalobills

[✈️ @Arrizabalager]

🥶

[Andrew @AndrewCalhoun10]

Crazy we won but haven’t beaten them since. It’s been 5 years

[ChelseaArchiveX @ChelseaArchiveX]

We won the game in the tunnel, this was CHELSEA!!!

[CFC_AJ @CFC_merchants]

I like my superstars a lil problematic

[Ramsey 😎✌️ @Ramseyizzy1]

Me watching my girl misuse the last few days of my undivided attention before football returns..

[kim petras @kimpetras]

I can’t stop sayin ‘ mahjong sofa ‘ and I don’t want to stop either

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

UNREAL 😳

[Charli @charli_xcx]

when i was younger one of the only dvds i had was school of rock and i watched that shit on repeat like hundreds of times, and yeah i don’t know why i’m telling you this but when you think about it… it all makes sense really doesn’t it?

[autist @litteralyme0]

How the start of summer felt those two weeks when we had 4 world cup games a day

[Andrew @AndrewCalhoun10]

This one hurts. Thank you Cucu 💙

[Marc Cucurella @cucurella3]

Thank you 💙

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

praying my daughter avg 7 points a game instead of winning a ballon d'or

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

They will be remembered as the most disgraceful team in the World Cup history. I’m actually speechless.

[' @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[Unako @Tay_city]

Thinking about how much these new fans who wanna watch City for Haaland would’ve loved Pep💔

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It’s cool that Trump doesn’t even like soccer, he just enjoys cheating. Doesn’t matter what the game is. He just loves circumventing rules and ruining things for everyone else.

[gielho @cfc_gielho]

USA play football like there’s a shot clock

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[Admiral Bear @AdmiralBear01]

It's simply too hard to score touchdowns to have so many randomly invalidated due to meaningless foot placement!

[Martino @MartinoPooch]

I refuse to pay these World Cup prices but I have gotten insane FOMO for not going to a match

[halsey @halsey]

I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

Everyone who’s not a soccer fan finding out about Haaland is killing me lmfao. Yeah that caveman looking cyborg is simultaneously one of the funniest people alive and one of the greatest strikers alive