Andrew Glerum, DO

husband, father, and family medicine resident who loves constructive conversations, gaming, great music, and all things outdoors.

[Andrew Glerum, DO @AndrewGlerum]

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Look at that, we’re mainstream now!
Lifestyle is too often overlooked thanks to limited time with patients and, often, pessimism about patients putting in the work, but we can’t expect evidence based lifestyle changes if we aren’t giving this advice.

[samsfeelingood @samsfeelinggood]

“Did you skip any doses of your lasix?”
Patient:

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

Thread on how to flirt with different specialties.

#1 Internal Medicine

[samsfeelingood @samsfeelinggood]

If CABG is pronounced cabbage why is ABG not pronounced abbage

[Andrew Glerum, DO @AndrewGlerum]

@Nheter You know it’s been awhile when your profile pick looks like it’s your son. Congrats on being a KCU dad! 🥳

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

“can you interpret the blood gas for us?”

me:

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

non-alcoholic fatty liver disease (NAFLD) → 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗱𝘆𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻-𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 (𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗟𝗗)

[Stefan Milutinovic @stefankmil]

📄 20 studies that Internal Medicine Residents should read in the first year 👇

1/ 🏃‍♀️ RACE II trial: Lenient resting HR < 110 was non-inferior to a strict HR < 80 in patients with atrial fibrillation.

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[Alfonso Hernandez-Acosta, M.D. @AHdzAcosta]

I came for the leukocytosis but I stay for the DRAMA 👏

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[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

The perfect drug name doesn't exi--

[gamerEMdoc @GamerEMDoc]

Happy “Your Fate is Now Sealed But You Can’t Know for Two More Weeks” Day!

[hostile uterus @Dannyxbobbyx]

In no particular order, here are some of my favorite unhinged memes to send my co-PGY2s, my seniors, and some of my attendings when work is a dumpster fire 🧵

[Andrew Glerum, DO @AndrewGlerum]

@kalsowkalsow That setup *chef’s kiss* 😘👌🏻

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

A non-medical friend recently asked me to describe clinic. I told her to imagine you have 20 meetings in a day, half of them new clients with urgent needs. Each requires your best self. You are late for at least 10 of them. You must prepare a report and deliverables for each one.

[Andrew Glerum, DO @AndrewGlerum]

@curtisfyee The 1975 have now been almost a decade of articulate hot takes and melancholic heartbreaks

[Andrew Glerum, DO @AndrewGlerum]

@PowerGPU What happens to the poor 2,193rd commenter?

[Cassie Moore @czzar]

Don’t ask me about @starwars unless you have 3 free hours because I’m ready to chat.