Andrew Sego

Financial Planner, Sego Wealth Management. CFP®, EA. Boy dad. Ole Miss fan. Tweets are not advice, unless they're about food.

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@IMAO_ I bought so many Star Wars books as a kid, almost entirely due to the X-Wing and TIE Fighter games.

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@tracewoodgrains @type1ayy Listen, Mr. Filburn, you can’t just grow your own wheat.

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@RampCapitalLLC In my fantasy I call it "living off the percents" like an old-school English aristocrat.

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@dougboneparth When this happens to me I tell them to call everyone they know and ask them if they’ve ever dreamed of opening a restaurant.

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One great thing about @Xfinity is that, when your internet is down, @XfinitySupport is utterly insistent you use an internet link to connect to support. Just superlative recursion.

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This is Corn Dog 7 erasure.

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I'm still mad nobody has made a mainstream fast food restaurant with state fair type of foods.

Why do I have to go to a fair to get this delicious stuff?

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@politicalmath I saw him perform at the Billiards Club in Oxford, MS circa 2001. Kinda crazy seeing him in the news nowadays.

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@fahdpar23 @SandyofCthulhu I will grudgingly agree that the aesthetics of the dish leave something to be desired. 🤣

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@RampCapitalLLC @JoshMcAtee Those are so good. If that’s the hill I had to die on, so be it.

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"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem; if you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." At this point I think they're beyond the point of caring because they just assume there will be an eventual federal bailout. I have to presume that's what the people buying the bonds think, too.

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Not even extortionate, really! Just, “let’s talk about how we can save you $X”. Let’s talk about getting my service back first!

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Apparently the best part of having a Comcast outage is now they try to get you to sign a new contract before they will schedule a technician.

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@eigenrobot Respectfully, The Lord of the Rings is not a tragedy in the same way that The New Testament is not tragedy.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

There's so much beauty in the world.

Here are the beautiful snow capped mountains of Tennessee.

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@owenbroadcast There are still a few places like these, mostly dual-purposed a teacher supply stores. I purposely went to our local location of this store over Christmas. https://t.co/IREAWiZfFH

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The economic decision of @Target to make their gift cards out of dissolvable cardboard is truly brilliant. So far my son has lost two to the washing machine. That’s a helluva profit margin.

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This and Obama’s presidential library looking like a prison from Judge Dredd. Why?