Andrew Shemeld

The man with a million nicknames; often responds to Shem. Husband, Father, Christadelphian. AU Senior Administrator at @lboroau. My own views.

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Hi @ElectionMapsUK, got a question your followers may like to answer. With Starmer’s constituency at St Pancras & Holborn, is he the PM with the lowest distance to travel between No10 and home base? And who is the PM that had the greatest distance?

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Rule #1 of buying anything;

Never never use DPD for any delivery service

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@LouisGuest Think they missed the 0 off the end of your valuation though mate

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@TheExiledRobin Worst kit of ours I’ve ever seen. Round neck and the Croatia pattern? Got a “got it from a Saturday market” vibe. Cracking video and message, tainted by that kit. I’m sure others will like it and good show for that.

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@DaveNoMercy64 Even the adverts are better

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So Foden goes off…

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Why does the pitch look like it’s a rug that has rumpled?

#autvfra

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@daniel6158 …Jan vennegor of hesselring. Not called Jan.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

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@doublenutmegs @BUCSsport @TeamDerby Congratulations Hannah!

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@Liam_Davis1989 What a coincidence! Not being managed by you has made my post 9pm drinking increase! Hope it was a pleasant journey despite the bar cart

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@LucasSwain95 Lots of maturity shown admitting it Lucas

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@jwkav10 No rush before Friday, though, eh Jack

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@LucasSwain95 Yup. We’re so unlucky.

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@LucasSwain95 And the women’s teams. And Basketball.

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@LucasSwain95 Wait…there’s ANOTHER Bristol team?

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@DaveNoMercy64 A14/M1 probably my best guess

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Highlights from that night? Go on then... 👇

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The greetings of the season we (well, not you) deserve

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

"Merry Christmas to everyone, except the following people..."

Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind.