The Real Slim Shrakey

former time person of the year. aspiring hot sauce connoisseur. noted smash enthusiast. you can see the actor in the turtle suit

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@Visceral9000

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Timberwolves won the clincher against Denver without Ayo Dosunmu (21.8 PPG this series), Anthony Edwards (18.5) and Donte DiVincenzo (10.8).

They are the first team in NBA history to win a playoff game while missing 3 or more players who averaged 10+ PPG in that series 🔥

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@SinclairMonaco

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Senate just passed the legislation allowing the devastation of the Boundary Waters.

The motion passed 50-49, and now goes to Donald Trump’s desk.

The way Republicans passed this bill that prevents future administrations from issuing protections for Superior National Forest, so this pristine land will be exploited in perpetuity unless Congress intervenes to reverse this decision.

The state of Minnesota can still block the Chilean mining corporation from operating in Superior National Forest and protect the Boundary Waters from pollution.

[Alex JER-dun @alexjordanATL]

they're calling it the most reassuring wartime message to the American people of all time

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Only 7% of Dems support this illegal war and I think they are all elected to congress.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Frankly I think any news outlet printing an ICE version of events without a note that ICE has consistently been shown to lie about this - to judges, to the public, over and over again - is not really doing the news.

[localhuman @localhuman]

ACAB includes Matt's Bar

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Chuck Schumer says ICE should be allowed to wear masks in "unusual circumstances—you know, some guy's picture was put up by a terrorist group or something."

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@AdamSchefter Pyramid scheme pushing cheater is an embarrassment

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Drop Site obtained harrowing footage of the latest killing which appears to be from the perspective of the woman in pink filming from the sidewalk

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is an execution. we have a band of nazi thugs roaming our streets.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

You do not hate Congress enough
https://t.co/ZB922FKfl2

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@rtraustin_ Every saben title should be stripped for illegal payments

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

BREAKING: DOJ Deputy Chief Admits Government Will “Redact Every Republican” While “Leav[ing] All the Liberal, Democratic People” on the Epstein Client List; Says Ghislaine Maxwell Was Moved to a Lower-Security Prison As “A Benefit… to Keep Her Mouth Shut”

“She [Maxwell] got transferred to a minimum security prison… It’s against BOP policy because she's a convicted sex offender.”

@TheJusticeDept @FBI @AGPamBondi @FBIDirectorKash @FBIDDBongino

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@HopCaterpie because of you I won a match in elite using roll get-up -> side-B for all 3 stocks

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@saintdutchess @mikoryza1 None of the dialogue after the riddle was said was in the book. Varys says it in a brothel and leaves Tyrion to think about it. Their discussion was written for the show

[The Real Slim Shrakey @AndrewShrake]

@casualusury @saintdutchess In the book Varys says this riddle in a brothel in front of shae and then just ups and leaves. All of the dialogue after the riddle was written for the show

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Banner week for the gerontocracy