Andrew Barton

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@RealBobMortimer

Dearest Mr. Mortimer!
Currently reading The Long Shoe. The part about the orange smelling car air freshener shaped like a bowler hat… she couldn’t see the connection. They wore bowler hats in A Clockwork Orange. Have you thought around that? Who loves ya baby

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@Baddiel She’s a handsome cat 😀

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@piersmorgan Born in 1874 so ok

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@piersmorgan Surely 20th

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@MrEdByrne I think I saw you live a million years ago. Glastonbury or Leeds. Think Peter Kay was there. Who knows? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@SoozUK Me at Spanish customs
Customs officer ‘what’s this baggy with white powder?
‘It’s coffee mate’
I’m not your fucking mate!’

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@Rainmaker1973 We need to decide how we’re spelling tongue.

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@PhysInHistory Howard Wolowitz and Sheldon Cooper.

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@richardosman may I congratulate you on your chapters about Stephen. So heartfelt and moving. About to start part three.

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@SaturdayKitchen @mcflyharry @sherrymonster44 @knackeredmutha @matt_tebbutt @BBCOne Great chefs and guests but may I ask what happened to Paul Whitehouse?

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@SaturdayKitchen @matt_tebbutt @jaegawise @paul_a_young @ItsBigZuu @IvoGraham @cookinboots @jollyolly @dan_aykroyd What happened to Bob Mortimer, as advertised?

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@Schwarzenegger I have watched Predator a million times. Love all your work. 😊

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@GylesB1 Just watching you on Saturday Kitchen talking about piers. I was born in Southport but now live in Felixstowe. Have you been to Felixstowe pier?

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@SoozUK You’ve got the Pacific to look forward to after Band of Brothers.

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@BBCNews Weetabix used a version of this for one of their TV ads. Do I have to stop eating breakfast now?

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@TheMarkASimmons Hope you’ve got a Newcastle Brown Ale on the go!?

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@TheMarkASimmons @NoContextBrits Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!!

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@iainmillar18 Is it the river Deben.

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@nci1 @caitlindurante FarmVille, I think it was called, was a great game.

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@SoozUK last night you were in my dreams. You were doing a theatre show. I met you afterwards and you were lovely. I got your autograph