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He/Him 📷:almond_atx

[Mega64 @ PAX West @mega64]

As announced yesterday, we’re giving away a Nintendo Switch 2 in celebration of Mega64 Day! Contest opens at 12pm PST at the 🔗 below and closes at 5:30pm PST where we’ll be announcing the winner live during our Mega64 Day stream!

https://t.co/NimapoDKxU

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

I’m not a sports fan at all but there’s something about the community of UK football that makes me feel warm inside

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

I’d love to live in the UK simply to just go watch the local football club every week and join in their chants.

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

I’d love to live in the UK simply to just go watch the local football club every week and join in their chants.

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@airlinerslive @AUStinAirport We’d love to switch

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@superjankie https://t.co/REsxmrcoFV

[levy @1929stockcrash]

this is what life’s all about

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@HunterJAllen I call dibs on Hester Chester

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@superjankie I saw a tiny car with a trailer and it reminded me of you. I don’t know if that answers your question

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

https://t.co/IuT4AAoRxR

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

Me whenever I see a cat

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Baby gorilla interacts with baby deer

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

How nice of Putin to share his bag with the boys. Hope there’s enough to go around

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Here's a video of Putin being accompanied by 6 men to the bathroom

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

I’m case y’all forgot

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

Does it bother anyone else that your laundry is never completely done unless you do it nude?

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@pepe_silvia_0 @lucatimusic Omg I cackled

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@MadiSP4321 @EarthyVines @JamesRNail @YesICandice No they probably haven’t as they are from Canada lol

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@samgellaitry @xdannyxbrownx

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@trymerstudio @KirkPWatson

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@MalyndaLeigh @KirkPWatson I have a suspicion that you are a chore to be around

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

Jam bands are just dubstep for boomers

[almond_atx @Andrew_Almond]

@skylernoack

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”

[CHKLTE @Chklte_]

I’m glad I’ve made it past 30 and haven’t had the urge to become a realtor

[L @scorpiomullet]

damn bday boy drunk already