Andrew Alper

I’m trying my best mom

[Kalshi Sports @KalshiSports]

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[Andrew Alper @Andrew_Alper1]

@SakeJamoza Looks like he’s about to steal Gotham city’s water supply

[Elliot Schochet @schochtheworld]

A former camper who lives in Madison contacted me about her experience at the protest. Her and her friends were peacefully demonstrating. They were maced by @madisonpolice. THEY ARE 16 YEARS OLD. @BeckyBlank @UWMadison terminate your contract with the Madison Police

[Andrew Alper @Andrew_Alper1]

@jaredbartman99 Jared please be responsible with this great deal

[Sam Leibner @Villageliar2]

Crude Oil is down so much on 4/20 cuz everybody’s on that natural gas

[Andrew Alper @Andrew_Alper1]

@schochtheworld @realColeWyman Sources say the slime is gonna be purple this year

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Because everyone in Italy is quarantined, the natural wildlife has returned to the water and forests ❤️ We are the virus

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ricky Gervais off the top rope @LightsCameraPod https://t.co/IOyWfFkLer

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Vibe check 🤙

[Elliot Schochet @schochtheworld]

Was just escorted out of TCF Bank Stadium because Badger fans apparently can’t sit in the student section despite me having a ticket. Doesn’t happen in Madison. Guess I’m watching from my couch. @Coach_Fleck @GopherFootball you should be ashamed #RollFuckingBadge

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than the Swipe!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

[gabe fishman @gabefishman]

I was taking a shit and my Apple Watch asked if I was beginning a work out. So I want to thank @Apple for recognizing the full effort I put into everything I do

[RamsTeeBallFan95 @JoeyLozito]

Collinsworth: Post Malone, now here’s a guy, where, you see the tattoos, and that crazy hair, and you think, uhhhh, what’s going on here? Then you hear the music, Al, and there’s just not a lot of guys who can make melodies like him, he’s a special talent

Al Michaels: 2nd and 5

[O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32]

Why @AB84? Why

[Elliot Schochet @schochtheworld]

Michigan is not ready for @jacobkaf9

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!
Touchdown, Wisconsin!

Central Michigan:

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

Jonathan Taylor is ridiculous

That's it. That's the tweet.

#JT23 #OnWisconsin

[Rep. Joyce Beatty @RepBeatty]

Hey teens! Vaping isn’t fleek or fire 🔥🔥🔥, that’s why the State of Ohio launched #MyLifeMyQuit to show you that you don’t need fat clouds ☁️☁️☁️ to be radical! 💯💯💯

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