Andrew Holiday

Andrew Holiday is a Stand up Comic and bringer of hahas. He also has a podcast (Comedically Correct) and is a prolific writer (mostly on bathroom walls).

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I like how JP Morgan Chase constantly defrauds its customers and barely has to pay any fines and then one person defrides JP Morgan and all of a sudden fraud is wrong and they need to spend a hundred years in prison
#frank #Cannes2023 #JPMorgan

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The kids in That 90 show are too nice to each other

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Okay I totally dig Leslie Jones on The Daily Show

#TheDilleyShow #SNL #LeslieJones

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@selenawhateverz I want to know the Joke

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Its never good to panic but being too chill can also be bad

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Unbelievable footage captured by tourists. Avalanche from the Tian Shan mountains in Kyrgyzstan…

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I watch Wednesday and mostly liked it but a quick question If Morticia Addams isn't a descendant of Goody Adams because she married into the family how'd she know that somebody from her line would tell Wednesday about her powers?
#Netflix #Wednesday

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I'm raising money for For People that drafted Russell Wilson in fantasy. Click to Donate: https://t.co/zSnhNytYlu #GoFundMe

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Commit a crime before a vacation then confess to the crime at the end of your trip and law enforcement will extradite you home for free.
#hacklife

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I can fix quittage right now all you have to do is keep the snitch ending the game but not be worth any points.

#HouseOfTheDragon #HarryPotter #soccersucks

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Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: Leave the Strippers alone!!! Plus You cant buy condoms' here. https://t.co/1uQTKqCjYk

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@selenawhateverz I legit thought this was a text you sent me that i was too dumb to understand.

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#NewProfilePic

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https://t.co/b1a1qTlaDZ #GhostAdventures #Ghostbusters #ghostburfanart #ghosthunters #SummerSlam

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She's a ten but she's smart?

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Maybe I dont Understand Sexy anymore but this #playboy picture is a little gross... Right? Like kids play with that stuff.

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@CountDankulaTV What was the joke???

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Am I the only one that thinks its weird that parachute pants came back and no ones talking about it?
#hammertime

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@selenawhateverz Eat Catfish and incest

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@LilytheYoshi Tweet him

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Smoke them while you got them The Rockies have the best record in the NL. Don't get to say that often. #Coloradorockies #MLB #nl