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For me, twitter is where I go to make erotic noises at food.

:)

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Turtles are a living motor home.

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Wow vikings wow

[El @SadGurl2K16]

Someone was listening to some music and was like "how can I make this a little worse and kind of annoying?" And that's how a cappella was born.

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@capnmcfword Thats no way to talk about ur neighbors daughters

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@MichaelDashiell That tweet made me feel high

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@mforde91 Living right, living with jeans fittin tight #livingfat dont check dat, calorie count, you kno what issa bout 😂😂😂😂

[K @Andromeda2p5]

Honest my lobster bisque just didnt taste right without doritos in it. #livingfat

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Im so fat that after I eat food my walmart app updates me about sales on fitness gear #livingfat

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https://t.co/cMIXsTLKMP

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https://t.co/NvMM4dWTK1

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@dougbies Me tonight. Ill send pix later u lucky dog

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

I kinda wanna be physically fit, but I kinda wanna keep physically fitting chicken wings in my fat face

[K @Andromeda2p5]

I'm really good at getting kicked out of cars!! 🚬💁

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@cgosselin24 @OnlyInBOS Yea but obj can be a reeeeal biitch sometimes

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@SadGurl2K16 Gurrrrlllllll cocoa puffs be lit af when it turns to choco milk thats doing the soul right at 7am

[K @Andromeda2p5]

Heat drying my naked body by the wood stove right where my neighbors can see. #HappyHumpDay

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My dog smells like celery

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I forgot how to twitter.

[K @Andromeda2p5]

Check out WordBubbles on https://t.co/Asj7h4spms! A fun and free word game! https://t.co/Asj7h4spms

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@dogpatchwino data my shit. Ice and milk. I got an empty bottle on my coffee table rn

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@AnthonyPaesano ur thumb looks like a dick