Andy Lazarus

Comedian. Actor. Semi-retired semi pro ball player. Co-Host of Dirty Slides podcast.

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@TomBrady Pretty good for a kid from San Mateo. Respect 🐐

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@chloebennet Yeah F this guy! Can’t wait to see Daisy in the MCU…and FitzSimmons, Enoch, Mack, Tripp, evil Ward, Mae, LMD Coulson, Robby Reyes, Yo-yo, Deek, Sousa but leave whiny Lincoln at home

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@BonerJamz6 @FixYourLife He should but if Barry Bonds isn’t in, what does it all mean?

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@KyleBrandt @gmfb @nypost It’s Eddie from Iron Maiden, or it’s the Cryptkeeper. Eff it, Eddie final answer

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@ericarhodes Yeah, but you so fine

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@Hahneric That’s hilarious bro

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@RandyRuther @TheDirtySports Randy is little concerned being down 1 point to Lamarless squad at halftime. And faded

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@DirtySlides Sliders, give me a reason to root for your teams, I’m getting a legal separation from the @SFGiants on the grounds of being total F’ing p$ssies #summerofLaz

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@DirtySlides @FixYourLife Did I just see Kyle Schwarber bunt with two strikes/quit?

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@DirtySlides @FixYourLife Does Rob Thompson know Yordan hits lefties better than righties?🤔 Too late I guess

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@BigTDobbs @DirtySlides @Vaginatees It doesn’t feel good

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@DirtySlides Start Bench Cut sub 180 lb DUDES:
Mookie Betts, Ichiro, Rickey Henderson?

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@BigTDobbs @DirtySlides From the heart I got to start this guy @Vaginatees I probably have to bench Mookie and cut Ichiro, but it feels like Sophie’s choice

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@BigTDobbs @DirtySlides 😂

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Division Series Preview Ep is now up and @AndyLazarus is going full Costanza with all his picks… https://t.co/mBPoRfXa06

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Think I’m gonna have to add Joe Musgrove to that list, sorry @FixYourLife

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@DirtySlides DUDES I’m excited to watch in the Division Series: JRam, JRod, Acuna,Bryce, Trea T, Judge, Johnnie B. Baker

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@TheDirtySports 14-18????? Holy shit Chris

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Buck just cupped DeGrom’s butt a beat too long, somebody call Chris Hansen @DirtySlides

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Ok so we were wrong on our @DirtySlides CLE- TB prediction. Now I’m rooting for the @CleGuardians to win the World Series because everybody in Cleveland hated the name change, oh yeah and F Russell Wilson’s fake injury