Andy Elliott

Just a guy who took a chance!

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@sheratonhotels I travel for a living and spend countless nights in your hotels. What you are doing to me tonight in NYC is unforgivable. Going on two hours with at least another hour to go before I can check in. It’s almost 1am.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@delta train your gate agents. She made everyone in Zone 6 on, check their bags and was very rude about it. I walked back to my seat in row 32 and counted over 20 spots for a roller bag. This sucks!

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

Way to go @SouthwestAir ! This makes me very happy!

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@mbld77 Sometimes we must push you out of the nest and allow you to fly on your own to discover the great truths of our time.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@BuzzJackson @RedCross @RedCrossAZ Will you wear those socks Tuesday night?

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

I have a fantasy that the family from #ozark and the family from #schittscreek have a Freaky Friday moment and swap shows.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@ajdillon7 Is Butt Cheeks one word or should I spread them apart?

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@BuzzJackson I’m reporting you for imitating my friend Buzz’s account. Nice try scammer!!!!!

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

There’s a double Rainbow in the skies of Brentwood, TN tonight. In other news, Kid Rock boycotts the city of Brentwood, TN.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

This was the first time I have ever watched a Woman’s Basketball game from start to finish. Being from Iowa, I was proud and curious. Probably will be the last time if this is the level of officiating. Title game so I’m assuming these were the best refs available? Just sad.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@KenJennings @jborandi @Jeopardy If saying it was his favorite author before he answered the question isn’t an additional hint then I don’t know what is. The only thing more disappointing than you doing it is you not understanding you did it.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@Fly_Nashville with the amazing renovations going on can we get a way to properly dry our hands in the restrooms? What you have now is horrible.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@BuzzJackson The dude from Austin Powers???

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

This is my Birthday month. It’s also the only month I can’t properly pronounce.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

Been watching Pennyworth on HBOMax and loving it. Pro tip - Watch with the subtitles on or you’ll miss half of the dialog.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

Hey @nationalcares after over a decade of being an executive elite member, I’m going to @Hertz You can’t treat loyal customers like this and keep them.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

Found my acting headshot! If anyone wants to hire this guy…you’ll need a Time Machine.

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@GettinSweenered No good checking in! Hi!

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@GroverCollins Same! 😩

[Andy Elliott @AndyPElliott1]

@BuzzJackson Is there no end to your evil ways????