Andy Brookshire

Baseball scout, lawyer, and Magic player. Not in that order.

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites You’re officially too far down the rabbit hole when you don’t know how to spell “marriage” but you can snap off “abortifacient”

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites So the first one was sort of a warning for the next three..

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites I’m stuck on “without warning.” I want a book that stops what it’s doing to insert a full page 🚨incoming profanity🚨 alert

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites Where were all the good guys with bees?

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites Also, unless people are swarming the wall like a zombie movie, it doesn’t really match the tone of what you’re pretending we should be afraid of, so maybe no videos of the wall itself?

Other than those things though, way to go, great governing

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites A) Does his Coke example mean he thinks interest rates grow with inflation, and will 5x in the next thirty years?

B) Should I teach a real estate course? The barrier to entry is apparently a lot lower than I would have guessed

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

Y’ALL. The Pro Tour broadcast this time around is killing it! Nonstop Magic, no awkward long breaks, improved the screen layout, and the coverage team is delightful and brilliant as always. 10/10, no notes #PTPhyrexia #MTGPhilly

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MattLaneWrites Noooooo ooooooone plots like Matt’s kid, takes cheap shots like Matt’s kid,no one persecuted harmless crockpots like Matt’s kid

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@LiterallyAlexK In the sense that if Nick Adams spoke to me directly in any capacity it would ruin my day?

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@lsv @Marshall_LR Fair, thanks for the feedback!

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@Marshall_LR @lsv Playing in Qualifier Weekend, my opp had a 5-power Cradle Clearcutter and Staff of Domination, so infinite mana and card draw. It was best of 3, so I made them play it out to see their deck, but they were clearly pissed that I was wasting time. Am I the asshole?

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

Oof, this sounds rough. Grateful that my wife is 34 and never had to deal with any of this 🙏

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

This is a message to men in relationships with women
Particularly if you're with a woman over the age of 35

There's something you need to know about your girl:

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MatthewBerryTMR @budlight I need 27 points from Baltimore’s D/ST

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@MTG_Arena Ouroboros

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@jm_beatty I hope you responded to the email with “Right, okay.”

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@fabtcg @FamiconDM 😊

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

“Blondes really DO have more fun!” -me, watching all the incest in #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

[Andy Brookshire @AndyPlaysMTG]

@sickofit Contingent -> continent 😂