Andy Morton

"If I f**k this up, I'm taking you down with me..."

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Most teams have a boring draft room with white walls and dry-erase boards. The Cowboys room looks like a Bond villain bunker.

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@suddenlysarah81 I can totally roll with the raptor defense, but boy, he's iffy nonetheless.

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@AndreaHoag Almost thru Ep 1 of new season and I don't like the way things are shaping up.

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Does this mean we're now all Musketeers? #ElonMusk #ElonMuskBuyTwitter

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Marry/Fuck/Kill?: Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, and Spotify

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"From my cold, small hands!!!"

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It's like Christmas Eve, but without presents; just pure terror.

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Trump Tower taco salads are made in China? Or am I not following this closely enough?

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Old Slug just said "old slugs." DRINK!

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Where is James Downey to moderate this disaster with his Billy Madison speech? #Debates2020

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Insulin is as cheap as water! #PresidentialDebate2020

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@prairielaura "Tonight, thank God it's them instead of you" FTW

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Threw caution to the wind and renewed my Twitter subscrip. Who got snacks?

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Thank you for your service.

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There is a God.

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@sampierron @KC_Loyalist Sorry, just saw this. I believe a couple of the CDs are on Bandcamp. Check the FB for links.

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@JEnsley @lawrenceks Don't forget about the free kiddy pool in South Park. #youcandoit

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Does anyone ever use the word "vim" without including "vigor?"

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And just like that, another silly word enters our lexicon...let's enjoy it for a day or two and then move on.

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I feel like Flake is telling us all he MIGHT go to the prom with us, but he's waiting for other options. #DelayTheVote