Andrew J Fleming

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Remember everyone, no sharing these pictures!

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

@walkdotin your app doesn't work on Android. Can you help?

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

@EddieLouise because you deserve to see this

[Frederick @notquitezennor]

I didn’t have Daniel Radcliffe as a priest doing a a gloriously high camp drag performance circa 1840s Oregon on my 2021 bingo card, but here we are I guess

[Frederick @notquitezennor]

I didn’t have Daniel Radcliffe as a priest doing a a gloriously high camp drag performance circa 1840s Oregon on my 2021 bingo card, but here we are I guess

[Kavitha A. Davidson @kavithadavidson]

Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them

Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

@ClariceMC ......or not!

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

@ClariceMC Yeah, we're taking a cab

[Douglas Stuart @Doug_D_Stuart]

How’s your summer going? ⛈

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Hi @MarkLevineNYC Can you tell me why my apartment complex is littered with your flyers? Looks like you threw a handful out of the elevator, rather than coming to talk to people. It's this how you intend to "fight for our community"?

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Just got my sample packs from @cofaidh_ceilidh and now my house smells SO GOOD!! Can't wait to dig out the french press! #SleepIsForTheWeak #JoinTheCeilidh

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

@therealalisonw You can tell it's NYC, the guy on the subway already doesn't even look up! @ClariceMC

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

Toddlers innately know just when to give a parent a hug or say I love you. If for no other reason than to ensure their own survival.

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

PSA: St Valentine is not only the patron saint of love and marriage, but also of the plague. So let's celebrate properly this year, so he will take pity on us for the next year!

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Oh for fuck's sake! Seriously?! Trump is acquitted https://t.co/BRv46YWx9l via @BBCNews

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Keep SHOUTING this...

Osama Bin Laden didn't fly the planes.
But he was guilty.

Charles Manson didn't kill anyone.
But he was guilty.

Hitler didn't operate the gas chambers.
But he was guilty.

Trump didn't storm the Capitol.
BUT HE *IS* GUILTY.

Convict Trump
#SaveAmerica

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Then again, if anyone knows what a 'national embarrassment' looks like, it's the trumps!

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Eric Trump: “Patrick Harvie is nothing more than a national embarrassment with his pathetic antics that only serve himself and his political agenda,”
World: uuuhhhh.....pot calling the kettle black? https://t.co/oRT5e1sf4F

[Andrew J Fleming @AndyUKUS]

Finally! Someone put my life into words

[Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23]

𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 — 𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑛 — a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

[Mr. Rager. @ragergalactic]

My 4yo refused to let me try a bite of his hamburger and when I asked why he looks me dead in the eyes and without a trace of irony says “coronavirus”