Andy Waterhouse

I am The Presales Coach, an experienced Global VP Presales and leadership coach, as well as being a husband, father and dog walker. All tweets are my own.

[Andy Waterhouse @Andy_J_W]

@LisaForteUK New addition to LinkedIn profile - “Sheep Wrangler” 😆

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@SarahASmith75 I was looking forward to a lie-in this morning. My dogs had other ideas….😂

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@LisaForteUK That is a heck of a sneeze 🤧 😂

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@LisaForteUK The Lego CISO will need to build their strategy piece by piece…..

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@CTOAdvisor Your elf does not appear to be on a shelf 😂. Wishing you both a joyful festive season 🎉

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The news says today is a “Multi-Hazard Weather Event”. I’m old enough to remember when we’d just use the shortened version: “wet and windy”

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@Dell My dream desk is the same, but it starts with an Apple MacBook Pro !

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My favorite video of the Olympics so far is the cameraman for the trampoline gymnastics

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Many of the cyclists on #DunwichDynamo are a disgrace ! I respect your desire to ride through the night but how about respecting the villages that you ride through without shouting and screaming at each other, keeping us awake. You are a menace !

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I regularly see discussions about POCs and POVs, when you should run them and IF you should run them. And then there is the added discussion about if a pilot is more suitable...

Take a look at my thoughts on the matter : https://t.co/B6O1VMacCF

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@AdrianEdmondson They can score in Half a Minute.... I'll get my coat...

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@DJSnM It's all OK... They will just do the return to Earth press conference with VERY squeaky voices 🤣

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Or just cede space to China and Russia, because ESA has no innovation either.

Feel free to challenge my thoughts....

@DJSnM @TheSpaceGal

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Congratulations to China for another landing on the Moon, particularly as it was on the far side and at the South Pole. A new Space Race is well underway.

Now the US needs to decide how it wants the space program to run.

A short thread..

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I understand the need for competition for commercial launch systems, but surely the time has come to back SpaceX and Blue Origin properly. Remove the bureaucracy that surrounds spaceflight development and compete with China on equal terms...

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@TheEconomist With all of the employees that couldn't get another job somewhere else... :-)

Only kidding..... Well, sort of...

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@TheEconomist If Clarkson is ‘disgraced’ does that make the Economist a ‘trash rag’ publisher ?

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I have been watching the stream of Xeets from @pmarca and I am genuinely confused. Is someone so intelligent attempting to be funny or is he so far off the mark that he is bordering on being unstable ?

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

The Celsius people have this tiny little measure to go with their tiny little cars and their tiny little roads. THAT'S RIGHT.

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@LisaForteUK 90 minutes is no problem as long as I am allowed to do it over multiple sessions 😂