Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.
I want America’s best legal minds working on an appeal for Flo Balogun, and if that doesn’t work I want a minimum of 30,000 troops ready to deploy to FIFA HQ in Zürich
if you're a democrat, I don't care
if you're a republican, I don't care
if you're not rooting for USMNT like your life depends on it even though you normally don't give a shit about soccer, go fuck yourself