DM

You're a big man but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself. #avfc 🇵🇱 🇪🇺

[DM @Andystacey]

@piersmorgan Nope. 😭

[DM @Andystacey]

@danbardell Right call. Looks a shadow of the player he was.

[DM @Andystacey]

@JUSTIN_AVFC_ Check the badge 👍

[DM @Andystacey]

@xGPhilosophy Xg is a useful measure when combined with other metrics.
Expected points is garbage.

[DM @Andystacey]

@AVFCMarkM I’m so glad someone finally said it. I really like the big thick Regina blitz one in packs of 3 at Aldi. Perfect for all household spillages.

[DM @Andystacey]

@BhattiLaib9960 Weekly school shootings.

[DM @Andystacey]

@xGPhilosophy Thus proving that this metric on it’s own is meaningless.

[Ant @ThatAntffs]

Villans

Don't spend your days arguing with fans that wish to downplay this win, don't try to convince them of anything. Fuck them.

This win wasn't for them it was for us, you amazing fans, for these players, for these owners and for this manager

UTFV!

[DM @Andystacey]

So if you’ve finished 9th at some point, you might get relegated at some other point? What?

[🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎯 @_WokeNonsenseFC]

Seriously what is it about the 9th placed curse?

West Ham in 2009 went down in 2011
Birmingham in 2010 went down in 2011
Villa in 2011 went down in 2016
Fulham in 2012 went down in 2014
Swansea in 2013 went down in 2018
Stoke in 2014,15,16 went down in 2018
Bournemouth in 2017 went down in 2020
Leicester in 2018 and 19 went down in 2023
Sheffield Utd in 2020 went down in 2021
Leeds in 2021 went down in 2023
And now West Ham are pending relegation in 2026 after finishing 9th in 2024

[Save Station Street, Birmingham @OldStationSt]

A sensational tribute to one of Birmingham’s greats last night at Villa Park. As a bluenose let me tell you that THIS is the cultural heritage of Birmingham that inspires us. People like @BZephaniah. Not tacky flags on lampposts raised by grifters.

“Concrete with a heartbeat."

[DM @Andystacey]

@Conradreturns_7 Steve Bruce is a genius mate. 😉

[Habz @HabZ360]

Sorry West Ham 🙏🏽

[DM @Andystacey]

It’s Villa’s fault you’re in the shit? Sure it is.

[🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎯 @_WokeNonsenseFC]

The relegation battle was decided when Aston Villa threw their game against Spurs the other week

Never forget that

[Cameron Ponsonby @cameronponsonby]

Football had a monopoly on the single greatest moment of elation that existed in sport...and got rid of it in pursuit of a perfection that doesn't exist. Genuinely so shite

[DM @Andystacey]

No because I’m not a moron.

[Lee Patriot Hood @Mofoman360]

Would you vote for Nigel Farage and Reform UK 🇬🇧 if there was a general election right now

Yes or No?#BBCLauraK

[DM @Andystacey]

@Mofoman360 No because I’m not a moron.

[DM @Andystacey]

@J_Tanswell @nottmtails @TheAthleticFC That’s an excellent read as always Jacob.

Not sure I’m in a fit state for such home truths though. Shitting it would be an understatement!

😬 😥

[DM @Andystacey]

@DeadlineDayLive The only place he leaves for is Celtic in a year or two. No chance rn.

[DM @Andystacey]

@simonlines Twitter is no longer a place for balance and sanity Simon. Here only chaos and hyperbole thrive! 😁

[DM @Andystacey]

@UK_GMO Here’s an idea. If you don’t like it don’t buy one.