Dorothy Morton

One of the reasons why I love you is because you make me smile for no reason.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

Were there any great men born in this town? No only little babies.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

Adolescence - When children start bringing up their parents.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

This girl just can't even http://t.co/JuR0H64ddw

[Opal Soto @dorothy_berg]

When somebody says "10 years ago" I think about the 90's instead of 2002.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

wish my summer vacation was as long as Phineas & Ferb's.