greenhousefatty

artist, model, plant & cat mom. critically acclaimed eyebrows.
(this is my new twitter)

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

@youfeenmylife The Proposal is iconic in its own way because of Betty White

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

I’m in my highschool gym teacher era

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Damn just accidentally bought 10 Taylor swift tickets, guess I’ll just throw these away…

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me: i want Starbucks
me: anything for u princess

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

@youfeenmylife 🫣🫣

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

BeReal is always going off when I’m on the toilet like why

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

no one:

moms: i was 92 pounds at my wedding

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I hear Republicans complaining about $20,000 in student debt forgiveness. Funny, I didn't hear those complaints when Trump declared bankruptcy 6 times & had $287 million in loans forgiven by big banks. The GOP l-o-v-e-s socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the rest.

[Mayra Yesenia (She/Her) @MayraTweeets]

Nothing and no one will ever convince me that shopping at Shein is ever okay.

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

nothing says sorry your dad died like hormone injected chocolate covered strawberries

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

my girl can wear whatever she want cause im scared of her

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

Read the thread

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

Balsamic glaze is my life

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

Forgot to put this on Twitter, but my @instagram account got deactivated at 13k! 😫 Follow my backup account @ greenhousefatty !! Also greenhousefatty on TikTok.

PS: social media is fatphobic

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

@artistcolette Don’t see why one can’t be both!

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

You preach theater etiquette put your phone away!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

How does it happen that SoFI, a student loan re-financing company, could spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium when 45 million Americans are drowning in $1.8 trillion in student debt? Today would be a good day for the President to cancel student debt.

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

@youfeenmylife What is this lmfao

[trash jones @jzux]

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!

me now (horrified): anything can happen

[greenhousefatty @AngelaAlba]

Realizing that a lot of my disordered eating probably has to do with the fact that my high school made us eat lunch at 9:45am…