@HousingPodcast@NACCEDnews @pimaarizona Sweet! Old shot but damn I looked good back then. I've, ummm, put on a few pounds since then..... but you already knew that!
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Beyond just #affordable lily pads, frogs also need nutritional food options nearby. They may eat whatever bugs them, but they're toadally out of luck if their pond is a #fooddesert! Wouldn't it be great if every frog lived near a grocery store.... or better yet, an IHOP?!
It's no cowincidence that traffic calming measures improve safety & liability. Speed humps, circles & curb extensions prevent driving like a bull in a china shop. We shouldn't cowtow to speed! Designing safety into all bullevards will make accidents mooooot. #CompleteStreets
Fewer pigs own their sty these days & more rent. But as prices appreciate, sty-owners are hogging all the new wealth created & filling up their lil' piggy banks. In other words, our vile wealth inequality is because a few rich swine are makin' bacon off their homes! #OinkOink
Ponying up more for lead pipe & lead-based paint remediation in stables is morally right & economically wise. Lead poisoning has such awful consequences on colt development that it's a tragedy - neigh, a nightMARE!
Fund @HUDgov's #LeadSafeHousing & #HealthyHomes programs now!
Cities are booming & birds are flocking to urban cores for work. But as more become 'super commuters' (flying 90+ mins daily), these cuckoo migration patterns are unsustainable! We need to take our cities to the nest level, make them more eagle-itarian and build more #homes!
Improved life-and-safety systems are among the many reasons driving up coop construction costs today. But we shouldn't chicken out on funding sprinklers and fire alarm systems in our homes. These measures save lives, and that's no yolk! #BuildingCode#RIPBambi