Anirjit Roy

[Anirjit Roy @AnirjitRoy]

I'm him

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

nos ganó un mundial un tipo que piensa que los eclipses son un plan del gobierno para manipular a las sociedades

[Caleb @Calebej37]

“they hold bible studies, offer raw milk, love fast cars + have a cigar lounge”

Is there a way to short this company

[Tharv @KohliYRamos]

Tears man his retirement gimmick started when I was 9th grade and I'm about graduate from college now and he still hasn't retired 😭😭😭😭

[Matty @mattylufc_]

General election NOW

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

😂😂😂

[CricBlog ✍ @cric_blog]

Had this sent to me via WhatsApp. Kudos to whoever made this. 🤣🤣

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

the ENTIRE world on monday

[Billy @_billyreid]

I will cheer every Spain goal like I was born in Seville and have eaten tapas every meal for 28 years

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨📲 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡 Erling Haaland to Gabrielon IG:

“ safe journey my boy 😂🤣🤣”

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Brilliant penoty as allways Arry

[EB 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚜 @EBITFC97]

Fucking limbs in the living room.

(It’s just me)

[Karol Markowicz @karol]

The whole "don't stab Jews because you can't know if they support Netanyahu's policies" is a terrible argument. You're actually allowed to have any opinions you want without getting stabbed. It used to be a whole thing we believed in the west. Don't cater to third worldism.

[James Wright @JPBWFarm]

According to Natural England's modelling, the fish disco will save just 0.083 salmon and 0.028 sea trout per year. That works out to over £280,000 per fish saved.

For £700 million, we could wipe out Somerset’s £41 million council deficit for a decade, fix every single pothole in the county, build a rail link to Minehead, and make every bus in Somerset free for years.

Or we could just make the electricity that Hinkley produces cheaper, and we'd all benefit.

Being a poor country is a choice.

[Alagappan Vijayakumar @IndianMourinho]

I have seen some truly awful T20 teams. Years of Melbourne Renegades. SKNP. The old KXIP and RCB sides.

But this LSG season is a masterclass in how to get everything wrong. Shami at 8. Himmat at 7. Buying Inglis despite knowing he would not be available and would be hard to fit into the XI. Retaining a young Indian express quick for 10 cr even though that player profile is historically the most injury prone in T20 cricket. And genuinely believing Markram and Marsh, two players with similar weaknesses, would keep working when paired together

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

The greatest stumping ever in cricket

[Craig @CS11__]

Okay so i can actually talk about this now.

I was approached by this studio asking if they could do a biopic about my amazing story and well, here it finally is.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

“As a local councillor I will take the necessary steps to uphold the inalienable rights of the Palestinian people”

Bro your job is to focus on local bin collections

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

One Indian commentator on Prince Yadav : What a bowler. What a talent. What a find. What a ball.

Ian Bishop : Prince Yadav started as a tennis ball cricketer. Till 6 years ago he hadn't even touched a hard ball. He only started hard ball 5 years ago. But he was a lethal tennis ball bowler in UPs tennis ball tournaments with flat pitches and tiny boundaries. He is using his expertise and tennis ball technique to stop the flow of runs, just like he did in a tournament winning performance in Azamgarh in 2017.

[Seb Johnson @SebJohnsonUK]

> Be scrappy drone startup from the Midlands
> Enter the Pentagon's Drone Dominance Program
> Get a score of 99.3 out of 100
> Come top, beating every US company there
> Sign contract with Pentagon worth $20m
> Option to scale up to $200m
> Desperate to stay in Midlands and create jobs
> 0 orders from UK Government
> Inevitably relocate to the US.

This means 0 jobs and taxes for the UK and the country misses out what could be an amazing company.

The UK government needs to act like the US Government when it comes to procurement.

We have committed to spending more on Defence and we have an amazing defence company building world-leading drones and yet, we won't buy any.

Big L for the UK

[Benjamin B Miller @BBMiller31]

David Warner has been charged with drink driving after reportedly blowing over the limit in Sydney. Cameron Bancroft is expected to face court on May 7.