Anjali

[Anjali @AnjaliWorah]

@corey_snow @joannaiturbe Yep yep!! 💅👀👻

[Anjali @AnjaliWorah]

@joannaiturbe Nice!!!

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

Kids don’t have breakfast, lunch & dinner times. They have food spilling, stealing & throwing times. And those are all of the time.

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

My elevator speech is telling my kids to stop pushing all of the elevator buttons.

[Anjali @AnjaliWorah]

@ParentNormal thank you!

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

Kids' bath towels are 10% for drying kids and 90% for drying bathroom floors.

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

A good hair day for me is getting a hair band out of my daughter’s hair without her screaming.

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

Co-worker: Did you cut yourself shaving?

Me: No. I cut myself being awakened by a toddler who had sharp nails.

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

I could start a Twitter account for my toddler, but I’ll spare you the follow: Tweet #1 “Snack!” Tweet #2 “Hold me!” Tweet #3 “No!” Repeat.

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

A list of kid clothing sizes:

a.) too small
b.) fits today only
c.) grow into it

[Anton Rubaclini @AntonRubaclini]

I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd st, LA 90023 blue house. she gets off work at 6

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

If you haven't yelled WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING at least 700 times in the first 30 minutes is it really family movie night?

[Inc. @Inc]

10 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Started My Own Business @johnrampton https://t.co/TfQ3ZMVWll