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[Anna Bee 🐝 @AnnaB362]

Today, a man visiting our office walked by my computer, looked at my @dog_rates sticker and said

Ok, I'll tell my dog you said hi

And walked away casually
#success

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[blue @bluewmist]

My spouse saying to the four year old about his brother, "He is telling you about it because he's excited, not because he thinks you don't know." And that, my friends, is also a lesson I need to hear.

[blue @bluewmist]

I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY
"MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALTY"

AND, YEAH.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If I had a dollar for every time a trans person negatively affected my life, I’d have zero dollars.

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

No gay man will ever sound as homoerotic as a happily married, heterosexual baseball analyst in his mid-50s describing the well-muscled quads and powerful glutes of a recently-promoted outfield prospect

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[jelly @bruhjoint]

how i feel asking my non baseball friends if they wanna sit through 3 hours of guys standing and sometimes running with me

[chov @jonbonchoyv]

you cannot call baseball games in the year of our lord and not know who pablo sanchez is thats a fireable offense

[College Baseball News @CollegeBSBNews]

The loudest hot mic of all-time 😭

[Anna Bee 🐝 @AnnaB362]

@TZombabee Can I order a 9 pocket version of this? 😍

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[malena @malenairl]

la grasa en el pelo te susurra cosas

[brian @brianonhere]

hantavirus stuff seems to mostly be every medical or science adjacent person i see on here being like “it’s not gonna be the next pandemic” and every 12 hours of screen time adjacent person i see on here being like “Should i kill myself tonight or tomorrow”

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

🔪Halve the sprouts (and cut off that funky part at the end)
🫒Drizzle semi generously with olive oil or whatever oil you like idc you’re grown
🧂Season with Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder
🍯Drizzle with honey to your hearts desire (within reason)
🍇Drizzle with balsamic (I like a lot)
🥣Mix and put them in your air fryer on 400 for 8-10 minutes (pls adjust if you know your air fryer is temperamental)
⏰(optional) at the halfway mark, add diced pancetta and then let it finish cooking
🍽️ Plate & Top with goat cheese crumbles and green onion and enjoy

[Andrew Isker 🌳🪓 @BonifaceOption]

The aesthetic of youth baseball bats parallels that of energy drinks.

Let’s begin with the 80s:

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

Profound appreciation for the human mind, creativity runs unbridled.

[Anna Bee 🐝 @AnnaB362]

@kathsox Me, in my hot dog hat 😭🌭✨

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

SMOKEY DOWN! SMOKEY DOWN!

[Anna Bee 🐝 @AnnaB362]

Make it exist first
Make it less shitty later
✅✅

[Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23]

in the "leaving encouraging notes to myself" phase of the draft

[Brandis Heffner @brandisheffner]

This article doesn’t address the real issue.

ESPN and the NCAA worked together a few years ago to establish the double-dual format for postseason quad meets to ensure that every routine could be shown on a broadcast.

Why bother if you’re still going to cut routines? #NCAAgym