Anna Lind Thomas

Author of best selling book, We'll Laugh About This Someday. Writer, humorist, speaker, forgiving pants wearer. Omaha, NE USA #writingcommunity

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

@pepe_mouse10035 @zeta_globin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[sophie @tallbaby98]

Fell asleep drunk on porch waiting for my food

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

True, but what I mean is - I don’t think that’s really Lena’s shadow side. Maybe a little bit. But aren’t we all a little cringe deep down? I just find her brilliant at exposing the human condition at all costs, the more shocking the better, even if it’s gross or ugly or hard to watch. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

This is the first time I’m hearing some of y’all don’t visualize and I’m shook 😂 I envision things so clearly, I make movies in my mind and can often take an hour or more to fall asleep if what I’m visualizing is interesting. Sometimes I force myself to think of boring things to give myself a chance lol

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

@talleyberrybaby I thought it was a flashback photo of Suzanne Somers, fr

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Wholesome

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@SomersErin Clean, vintage vibes, love it

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

Speaking generally of course, yes I think the incentives are different. With a publisher, they are invested in you - a good editor falls in love with your work and chooses you. Their reputation is on the line, they love your story, they believe in it and you. Obviously people have been wildly successful self-publishing. But if it’s a dream to be traditionally published, I wouldn’t give up on it.

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

mary: you booked a room right
joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

I am insanely busy leading up to Christmas and both my girls just popped a fever and sore throat. So, anyways.

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

But then I spend 30 minutes looking for the scissors that were under my butt the entire time, so.

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

When I get my scissors to glide across that wrapping paper with laser like precision I think, my God I can do anything.

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

When I get my scissors to glide across that wrapping paper with laser like precision I think, my God I can do anything.

[Pete @buzkashi_x]

@longbhriste rule number one of cheese grating and mandolining: don’t be a hero

[Anna Lind Thomas @AnnaLindThomas]

Shiitake mushrooms? That’s a little rude.

[Rob @_ROB_29]

When your wife sends you to the store with a grocery list

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@TheOnion ☠️

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