Anna Savory

Comedian and writer. British Library by day, Satanic Library by night. She/Her

[Anna Savory @AnnaSavory]

Regardless of the dress thing, is the heterochromia a Mandela Effect? I know lots of people think it from a glancing look at Bowie cause of his pupils but surely you notice he has two blue eyes when you sit down to draw him? Or you check it before signing off the cover art!

[Lucinda Tobyjug @msloobylou]

This book claims Bowie wore a dress to school which I believe is a load of old shit

[Anna Savory @AnnaSavory]

Cannot pass by Pumpie on my feed without a retweet because looking at him makes me cry every time!
Pumpie!!
Oh, he looks so smart. Oh he has sad eyes! Oh Pumpie!
‘Don’t forget Pumpie’ says an Edwardian father to his little boy as they get off the train.
Pumpie!

[HerodotusWave @HerodotusWave]

This is Pumpie, an antique felt elephant soft toy manufactured in England around 1900.

[Anna Savory @AnnaSavory]

He’s playing a snake. I adore him so completely!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Bob Fosse’s performance in the 1974 film The Little Prince had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Are you gay?"

"Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs..."

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Simpsons Daily Glavins supports the LGBTQ+ community.

And if you don't like it, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

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[chad @chasedbywasps]

beavis is actually a beautiful name. French and patrician,.most likely. regal name for a boy. butthead... no. that is crass and just frankly , unbecoming.

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

everytime a book gets adapted into a movie, they start using the movie poster as the book cover and it's honestly the ugliest thing in the world

[Anna Savory @AnnaSavory]

May need to rewatch it all

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel, or a whore — not, I think, in a Prime Minister...”

Francis Urquhart [Ian Richardson] House of Cards

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel, or a whore — not, I think, in a Prime Minister...”

Francis Urquhart [Ian Richardson] House of Cards

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

The concept of having Hantavirus onboard the Hantavirus cruise and getting told you have anxiety

[Drew McIntyre @DrewBMcIntyre]

"All names start with a capital letter," I tell my child, because it is too early to explain bell hooks.

[Anna Savory @AnnaSavory]

This principle has been responsible for me reading some truly irredeemable shite in my time…

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one finishes what's on one's plate. That's always been my philosophy."

Alan Bennett, born 9th May 1934

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up. Books, bread and butter, mashed potato - one finishes what's on one's plate. That's always been my philosophy."

Alan Bennett, born 9th May 1934

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

This little guy writes mysteries under the name J.D. MacGregor.

How can a hamster write mysteries?

Well, he gets the endings first then he works backward.

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

Kenneth Williams tells a story about being directed by ORSON WELLES — born 111yrs ago today — in ‘Moby Dick’.

[Abby/Ernest🍉 @AbbyyMerry]

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