Anna Shoffner Brown

wife, writer, worshipper, flabbergasted cancer survivor. Biblical Unitarian since childhood. Jesus is King.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

As an adult I have learned that the most shocking and unexpected opponent in life is the person who owned your house before you.

[neature vs norture @chionogirl]

It must feel so good to be a toddler and take your shoes and socks off as soon as you get in the car

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

Wait, TC has been censoring?!

[UNIFYD @UNIFYDTV]

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[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@agreatdayinnc Get it, girl!

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@chionogirl Imagine growing up thinking “thank you” was part of rebuke. 😬

[Anthony Burgoyne @PracticalTheolo]

If you believe in your heart God raised Jesus from the dead, and confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord, you will be saved.

But you also need to assent to a mystery made up in the 4th century.

Sorry, not sorry!

[Joy Pullmann @JoyPullmann]

"Republicans could net approximately $1.4 billion in savings through cutting Medicaid coverage for child gender transitions" -- great point from fellow @Hillsdale alumn @TheElizMitchell: https://t.co/SKckqb4hSN

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@KaeleyT ***laughing***

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

We can’t have everything we want. Can’t control all the things we wish we could. But we can have integrity.

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@DaleTuggy Get it!!

[Hillsdale College @Hillsdale]

Who wants to tell him?

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@tallsnail French fries! Peanuts! Literally just finger food with little pieces. That keeps my 20 month old going for as much as a half hour.

[Ari Lamm @AriLamm]

It is absolutely WILD to me that for a century academics across the world have treated it as settled science or whatever that the Bible is like this hastily edited mishmash of several different written/oral sources.

…and THIS is the quality of argument that convinced them all.

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@AriLamm Hahahahahahahaha this is gold.

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@sewistwrites Ha!

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@realTrumpNewsX B

[Bartleby @lindynap]

Getting radicalized by the quality of writing and illustrations in old children’s books

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

Yep.

[chase @_chase_____]

two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”

[Anna Shoffner Brown @AnnaShoffner]

@sewistwrites Oh man I am there!
Remember how our babies were born so close to each other last year?
Welp, I had another one a week ago.

I am in over. my. head.