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Busy juggler of communities, both on-screen and in my not just slightly messy (!) home! Mum of 3, twin to Tiff, average cook, lover of Pinot Noir! Views my own.

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@Zinanx_xx @JeremyClarkson Oh bore off! It’s new for the kids getting results today!

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@AnneJandroo @bphillipsonMP @educationgovuk They just delete them instead

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@CutMyTaxUK @Keir_Starmer Where are the replies?

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@RachelReevesMP This constant blame game helps no one. Get on with improving things then, if you’re so clever. Oh wait, you aren’t. Just think what the next govt are going to say about the total cluster that is / was your governance. Shame on you.

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@RachelReevesMP But changing income tax thresholds? Liar.

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@RachelReevesMP couldn’t even get her centre parting straight … the devil is in the detail.
No more tax for working people? But changing income tax thresholds?
The devil is in the detail ….

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@SarahDuggers My husband was in charge of the meat. That means he wasn’t in charge of very much. He amended the timings by 20 minutes but didn’t tell me. The hardest thing about a Christmas lunch is sequencing. I had to kill him, dear reader.

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@waitrose - just hurt my tooth on a small piece of metal in a gyoza. Totally aware that it’s a first world problem but still…

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@libsoftiktok Maybe there’s a reason the friends are not picking up … you do you … but maybe they’re a bit fed up of your massive over reaction!!!

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Am delighted for all of you spending the summer on amazing holidays and lovely days out. Have a great time! Lottery wins?

My summer will mostly be spent wfh with white noise through my earphones so I can’t hear my teenagers screaming at each other.

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@gohenry - your appalling customer service is shocking - where are your agents? Parents choose your card to ensure our children have safe access to funds … and you are denying us that!

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@NikKershaw love love love Songs From the Shelf Pt 2. From a lifelong fan and fellow Ipswich kid - but please can you come to South West (now home) - to play? Or just pop in for a cuppa!!!

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@tessthebutler I finished writing a business case and job spec that I’ve been procrastinating about for ages. Winning!

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Thank you @wagamama_uk Trowbridge - great service with a smile and much apology for running out of a dish - not your fault! Fabulous

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@WarminsterPrep Super excited about attending tonight’s performance

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Who else has a military spouse shouting at TopGear right now? #britisharmy #topgear

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Love a marmalade sandwich. In awe. #jubilee #queensplatinumjubilee #Paddington

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@bayonetmouse It’s too cringe to watch in full - presumably they take their clothes off, right?

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Just do a top line review of this!

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What business jargon makes your shit itch the most?

For me, 'Onboarding' is up there in the itch stakes.

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@elloydowen @SensibleName I agree. Rules is rules. His study is maroon (obvs) with lots of pictures of men in rows looking steely! Rest of house, mine. I humour him but wife outranks all military ranks. Also a rule.