Anna Waters

Bringing rage to your face since 1985

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@sirsteveedge I’m sure your Christmas Eve will be MADE knowing that we’ve begun our yearly watch of Star Stories: “I’ll tell you about a citeh that’s PAVED WITH GOLD” @waters_adam @George_of_Mitch

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@sirsteveedge beginning our traditional Christmas Eve watch of Star Stories #AFUCKINEATINGDISORDER

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@parcelforce my package has been sat somewhere and under the tracking status of “Held” or “Advised” for over a week. What’s going on?

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@sirsteveedge @waters_adam May I just say - you make our Christmas Eve every year (and we quote the Take That episode most of the year).

What a genuinely top guy - Merry Christmas to you and yours! X

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@sirsteveedge Beginning our Christmas Eve tradition of watching Gary Barlow #ITHINKYOULLFINDITSFUCKINGME

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

you have melted our hearts, friends #Eurovision 💛💙...

...and it matters the world to us during this time 💔

we send all your love and support to our brave freedom defenders at Azovstal and along the frontline

congrats, KALUSH Orchestra 🏆🇺🇦

#SaveMariupol #SaveAzovstal

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@Vitality_UK Hi - amazingly the code generation has just worked online! Thanks for the response.

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@Vitality_UK I was promised a discount code for a Fitbit would be emailed to me yesterday (as discount code via member zone wasn’t working so spent 30+ mins on hold to speak to someone on the phone). Nothing has come through!

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@ExpressTestUK Thanks - typically five mins after I sent the tweet the phone was answered!

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@ExpressTestUK Do you have a general customer support email? I have a query that none of the online forms apply to and I’ve given up waiting on the phones as I’ve been on hold for 30+ mins each time!

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@waters_adam

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@Donny_Jpeg Oh fucking brilliant - thanks for that

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Don’t be suspicious.

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@waters_adam How can you possibly endorse cereal before milk and water before tea, but then say WATER before SQUASH? There’s no logic. I’m done.

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

OH MY GOD YES

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

So help me God.... A Staycation is NOT a holiday in the same country you live in. That’s been happening for ever. It didn’t need a name. A Staycation is a holiday where you stay at your own home and do holiday things from there (visit museums, attractions in your own town etc.).

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@waters_adam

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@epsom_sthelier in the interest of countering misinformation - can you confirm if this is true or false? It’s being shared in a lot of local Facebook groups.

[BFBS Creative @BFBSCreative]

🐰 Happy Easter to all our friends, clients and colleagues 🐣

We’re asking one thing of you, #ShareTheKindness this holiday.

#HappyEaster #EasterSunday

[Anna Waters @Annalovesbean]

@Donny_Jpeg Tiger King is just one huge meme - the meme to end all memes. You won’t be disappointed.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Train Guy...Orange Polo Neck