Anne

Jeremiah 29:11 ✞

[Anne @Anne_Marie_2014]

There’s a special place in hell for those who use the r-word

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“They’re going to alert the ghost... the bathroom ghost only stay in the bathroom because they’re home and I run out before they can get me”

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Things kindergartners say...

A thread:

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Student waiting for another math example: “it’s taking forever and I’m getting tired already” same though...

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@KortneyMayne This was GREAT

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I feel like 2020 was the year that I really found out how far dry shampoo could take me. That life skill is paying off in 2021.

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Fourth grade student: “do you know what six nine is?? Hahahaha” Omg omg college did prepare me for this!

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Today I asked a kindergartner if he saw any “beers” at Cabelas this weekend when I clearly meant “bears” and another kid would not let me live it down.. happy Monday, everyone. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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During preschool screening: me “can you hand me a circle?” Kid “a big circle because you’re big” me “okay, can you hand me a square?” Kid “a big square because you’re big” me “.... can you hand me a triangle?” Kid “a big triangle because you’re big”

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Two girls comparing their height... *jumping up and down* “eeeeeee!! We are both 6!! We are both 6!!” 🤔🤔

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I don’t want to be an adult anymore. Where can I turn in my two week notice?

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@Weis_Haley I said the same thing about my meet and greet with the jo bros, it was crazy expensive but THANK GOD it happened because I can’t imagine it happening now.

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Anyone else think @brittanylynne8 and @PatrickMahomes need to name their little girl Olivia and call her LIV for short?

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@KortneyMayne Wait, I wasn’t there! I missed my invitation 😬😂

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[Anne @Anne_Marie_2014]

@AlisonHanner Girl, I’ve got puppy chow, carnival pretzels, and chocolate cake.... I hate myself 😂😂

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📍Colu❌bus

#GoBuckeyes

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The Ga❌e isn't just played on one day. It's lived year round.

It will be back.

#GoBuckeyes #Fight

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MAHOMES MAGIC!!!!!!

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@baileyhiatt Bro I’m not okay