Annie

Girl-Next-Door type fluent in four letter words. Hashtagger. Sometimes I'm funny. Mostly I'm an ass.
Please keep your dick out of my DM.

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

It looks like a bunch of dirty toes sitting around a pepperoni campfire. #HotdogPizza

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

My kids: Whhhyyyyy Mom?! Cuz I'm mean #IsMyAnswerForEverything 💁

[lisa loft @lisaloft1]

being late
#IAmNotoriousFor

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

#ImAnExpertAt 90's hip hop references.
And if ya don't know, now ya know ninja.

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

#ImAnExpertAt over-sleeping. Snooze game strong af.

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

Oooh, I haven't been active in 2 years and y'all fuckers forgot I was funny

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

I'm not entirely convinced that super + tampons really need to be a thing.
I think they just expect us to overreact because we're on our period 💁

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

I just want a connection as seductive as the needle hitting the vinyl.

[Johnsense. @Johnsense38]

Don't worry. Someone else will clean it up.
#LifeAdviceFromA5YearOld

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

Practically perfect in every way except that I can't find my phone in this damn bag... #MaryPoppinsVoicemail

[Just Ellie @DYSONlife4real]

#MaryPoppinsVoicemail

"Do not waste any time leaving me a message. I will not telephone you back because.......

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

I need a resume template 🤷
Overhaul your resume and easily beat the competition with this #Freebie photo CV template! https://t.co/LozCr04ppu

[Theresa @tlcprincess]

Giving your man a snowjob #AddSnowRuinAnything

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

@Shade510

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

#MyHolidaySpiritAnimalName
Fuckthisshitappotomus

[Annie @AnnieAnonymity]

#PassiveAggressivePresents religious tracts

[Abigail Hybl @abigail_hybl]

#PassiveAggressivePresents Nothing, it's Fine