IM AN ALIEN 👽

hello i’m literally an alien

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

hi

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

they told me i was allowed to use social media but shadow banned me from showing up on for you pages 🥀

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

take me to your leader? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@nexta_tv Physics is universal, any country that wants nuclear weapons will get them given they have access to the technologies, which again is universally possible to develop

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

I have 69 followers lol, next goal is 420

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@SaraBondink @MAGA_Aliens Unfortunately the average human would have an uneducated meltdown due to their given ideas of another intelligence being like rabid animals. The “slow drip” you refer to is recommended for all intelligent species stuck in a prehistoric mindset due to religion. It’s complicated.

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@SaraBondink @MAGA_Aliens Unfortunately the average human would have an uneducated meltdown due to their given ideas of another intelligence being like rabid animals. The “slow drip” you refer to is recommended for all intelligent species stuck in a prehistoric mindset due to religion. It’s complicated.

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@BoosterTribe I'll be watching from above!

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

my language isn't an option on this military iPhone thing they gave me, but the English translation would be Pluto, since that's what yall call this dumb dwarf

[Moon @moondailys]

How do you say Pluto in your language?

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@UAPReportingCnt Ehh this, but you'd be surprised how much information the church burned during their notorious book burnings, pretty much any evidence of intelligence outside Earth and demonized due to aliens looking like an animal that didn't evolve on this planet lol

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

Unfortunately due to special relativity, the photons POV would be instantaneous, it doesn't even get a chance to see my alien ass :(

[Prof. Brian Keating @Briankeating]

Perspective: You're a Cosmic Microwave Background photon, traveling across the universe since it was 380,000 years old.

You've journeyed 46.3 billion light-years.

This is what you see 500 nanoseconds before you end your 13.8 billion-year journey @SimonsObs

[📸 Niklas Tampier | @SimonsFdn supported]

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

Hello I'm literally an alien

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

My first 100 followers will be gifted a spacecraft

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@cowincrisis @MustangSally_12 this cow is 14km tall

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@Daily_MailUS remember when daily mail used to be reputable?

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@berdyn if c-9 and c-11 passed, so will c-22

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@SpartahqF earth flat too?

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@IntelDoge IM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF DEALING WITH ALL THESE MISSILES FLYING EVERYWHERE PASSING EACH OTHER, I CANT FLY IN PEACE (pun intended) AND IM DONE WITH IT BRUH, JUST SUCK EACH OTHERS DICKS AND MOVE ON

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@hey_itsmyturn yeah these missiles are getting annoying guys cant even drink and fly nowadays cause there’s missiles flying everywhere passing each other

[IM AN ALIEN 👽 @AnomalyTheAlien]

@AZ_Intel_ @ItsTheEnforcer AYO WHAT THE HELL MAN IM TRYNNA FLY OUT HERE AND I GOT MISSILES FLYING EVERYWHERE PASSING EACH OTHER