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[AnonJohn @AnonJohnathan]

This funny now, laugh 😃

[Dashing Cavalry Officer @Goblin_Greeb]

Now that i think about it, straight women want to have lesbian sex with their husbands, and straight men want to have gay sex with their wives

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘not appropriate use of the term POV’ i got taken out of class every week if im stupid it’s not my fault

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

i'm of the opinion that as a woman, your man should be a little bit afraid of you, just enough to never disrespect you

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Mother always telling me to not play with the stapler. Didn't listen. Aged 7, Stapled right through my thumb nail. Used knickers to stop bleeding. Hid them for months until I went on Sunday school trip, smuggled out, threw in bin with lunch rubbish. 54 still never told her.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

becoming a Thinker and Creator and Influencer and Pundit excited for my #journey

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

@PirateMerp

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

I love having to live back home 🥰🥰🥰 i went to go shave and someone threw away all of my shit🥰🥰🥰

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

i have worked the same part time weekend job for the last 11 years and my friends keep asking me why i bother anymore but all i really do here is eat biscotti and watch soccer

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

Hello everyone

[eve @eeveeithink]

shadowbanned for my birthday!! thank you Elon!

[Noelle✨ @maybeimabelle]

My dogs are probably a little too spoiled, I have a drawer filled with brand new toys at all times

[Ava @spideyava]

It’s pineapple season babyyyyy

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

POV youre my teacher and im 9 years old asking why i get taken out of class every week

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

i was coming up with a concept to bring back planking but standing up. i called it dooring but I started seeing men in suits patrolling outside my house in the dead of night and i got scared so i stopped

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Men, apologies. I spoke too soon.

Today I ordered some chips, and half of them were consumed by the forces of darkness.

As you were.

[ꕤ ✿ sabi ✿ ꕤ @savisneverwrong]

I love this game

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

That’s not even foreskin, it’s foreteenskin

[DudeTheNinja @Dude_The_Ninja]

@PurpleColonelSP Genuinely the only reason I want a VR setup at some point is because I need to play Boneworks so bad

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Berger was the most repulsive love interest in satc despite being one of the least unfortunate-looking. There is NO worse quality in a man than being Sarcastic