Anonymous Customer Support

This is a place where I, a lowly T1 tech Support Chat agent tries to find the meaning of life...I mean, I try to find the what my customers are thinking

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

This goes for anyone in customer service. If someone is nice to you but not to the tech support, sales clerk, cleaning staff whatever, they are not nice.

JUST BE NICE!

#CustomerService #dearcustomer

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

So I know my about me says I am a Tier 1 tech support but I gave in and went T2, now I hate the people who call even more...Not sure if I'm jaded or if Jan is EXTRA when she gets to the supervisor.

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

@notalwaysright I worked in a thrift store for a very short time (I learned I have 0 tolerance for retail so bless this person). If someone showed up with an item with no tag, we would not reprice it for them. It went back to the back for 2 days hen repriced and put back out.

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

Protip: Yelling at support fixes nothing If you shut the fuck up maybe tech support can help you.

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

@PaigeMLawson This is s joke right? That is how WiFi works. Like all devices save that information. That is why you don't have to type in your WiFi password everytime you go home. Mobil devices don't forget so I guess change your password every day or something

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

#DearCustomer in an email: I've been in IT probably longer than you are old, but it has been better today.
DC you have no idea how old I am, and if you know so much how come I can tell this is a user error problem and you can't. I bet we are close to the same age

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

@tara_atrandom @SWilliamBrown33 You might be my hero

[Randy @MRetailSlave]

The thought that I'm pondering as I'm about to go into The Retail "Paradise" that Gainfully Employs Me. #DearCustomer

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

Yep sounds about right. https://t.co/ndR8TIDOfn

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

@AnonRetailBitch @MusingsInRetail I have actually replied, I would not know, I'm indoors doing tech support all day.

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

Where I vent about the stupid annoyingly.
#DescribeTwitterBadly

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

When I suggested he be the nice guy and turn that in for you, he said "Fuck that petty guy, I think I might just loose this router." Looks like you are gonna owe like $500

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

#DearCustomer
Don't leave the internet in your name when you decided to be shitty and bail on your roommate. Your roommate was still using service, and waited until it was suspended to make a new account. He told me he is not returning your very experiences devices too.

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

I think I have come to hate all 3rd party devices... and custom multimedia set ups. Not sure what is worse, the guy who sets up his own network and is positive it is not his set up or the person who hires someone and has no idea how everything is connected.

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

#dearcustomer I am the support for your internet. Don't get mad when I can not help with all of your 3rd party custom set up.... Don't be so extra... #techsupport

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

#dearcustomer Why do you choose chat support when you clearly can not read???

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

#dearcustomer Someday you may realize that I am tech support... Not your wiping boy... I am sorry you don't know how to work your 3rd party device...

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

DC name: Psymon, pronounces Symon
#dearcustomer I hate your parents

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

I gave up on windows last night... I am officially done!

*Bangs head on desk*

Uninstalled Windows last night and installed Linux. (not work related)

[Anonymous Customer Support @Anon_Techy]

So often I want to tell my #dearcustomer to stop doing what ever they are doing and just step away from the computer. NO MORE INTERWEBS FOR YOU!