Professor M

Liberal and pro-LGBTQ, here for the politics and for teaching anecdotes.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

Boyfriend just told me he isn’t attracted to me since I got fat.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@NickPonticello Not getting one. Bc worked over time and made lot much. No complaints. Happy for those getting one!

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@bblock29 I can’t pick only two!!!

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@SarcasmProf Bc all mine have been shit and I want to help someone.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@SarcasmProf Oh thanks a lot!

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@SarcasmProf Twitter🤣

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

Sir...I salute you. I am not working today. I would rather allow water to seep into my student reactions than go into lab on a holiday.

[Alex Speed @awhspeed]

I'm down in the trenches today.... just kidding, I came to work for half an hour to put some solvents on sieves so my students' reactions can be dry on Tuesday:

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@peevedccprof That story is so depressing.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@TipsyProfessor Same!

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@RGibsongirl Yes! Two separate works.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@SardonicProf Age

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@kimedieval Not a waste. Ever.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@GabeDiLaurentis I would but I am not a nice drunk. Can I pick eating as a profession?

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@NotHF Excellent. Am looking forward to getting mine-brains eating or not. I’m sick of quarantining all the time. As an educator I’m in phase 1b of vaccine release in my state. So just a bit longer!!!

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@NotHF If you turn into a zombie can you let me know? Just like if you start craving blood and brains. Thanks.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@S_Insley_H Omg inorite

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@dharmascholar 💙

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

MOAR boobs!!!

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@peevedccprof @ziyatong Dude there are anti-vaxx everything now. I feel like vaxx is legit enough it should count in scrabble at this point.

[Professor M @AnonymousProfe4]

@steph_teasley If it’s brussel sprouts I just can’t.