Anthony Assante

Sex, drugs, and left curve hot takes

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-gyms
-dive bars
-hottest women in the world
-Costco
-Home Depot
-NFL Sundays
-Chili’s Happy Hour
-firefighters who show up in 30 seconds at 2AM
-nurses who save 10 lives a week they don’t know
-military who stop 100 terrorist attacks a day so we can enjoy dinner parties/laugh our asses off at comedy shows
-you and your wife can drink 3 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Chris Stapleton concert
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country

God bless America. Greatest nation to ever exist :)

[Anthony Assante @AnthonyAssante1]

@eddie_raider714

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@OrdinariateUSA You are wrong about the mexicans....

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@Mimiiben1 5

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@DavidRobinr0 Sounds like you hate woman because you can't get them. 5 is a laughable number to have these types of opinions

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@ManOfStxxx Just say youre gay and have a happy pride month!

[A D É K Ú N L É 🩵 @kunle_pata]

Unrelated, but back in school I had a hostel mate who was dating an actual genius. They were both in Mathematics. The guy worked insanely hard just to maintain a 4.2 GPA each semester, while his girlfriend casually pulled a 5.0.

In 2015, they had to borrow a course from my department, so they reached out and we formed a small night class group to study together. I didn’t even spend up to 40 minutes with them before it became obvious. this girl had already mastered everything. Meanwhile, her boyfriend (who was already very smart himself) was still asking questions.

Fast forward to results: she scored 95 (A). I struggled to get 70 (A).

When I later spoke to the guy about it, he said something that has stuck with me ever since: “Her failure range is 70–75 A… where brilliant people are fighting just to get a B.”

That was the moment I understood there are certain people you simply don’t compete with in life. And it’s not just in academics.

Just look at Lionel Messi.

[Anthony Assante @AnthonyAssante1]

@luxemiaa Y89u8

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@Ravenismeee It's mandatory

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@sledge_baba Bitch move just letting it slide. No wonder he was so comfortable sliding on shorty. He already knew

[Anthony Assante @AnthonyAssante1]

@JasonStewart Clown behavior. Let the kids have fun

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@luusssso Can't wait to see how they rebuild all these, it will be beautiful

[Anthony Assante @AnthonyAssante1]

@JohnBogleyDC @derekporter_ @datingbyblaine Came here to say this..... they just say ok and go along with everything

[Anthony Assante @AnthonyAssante1]

@BonesawMD You sound like the sweetest man alive. Yalls mans is a cake boy

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@Cernovich You must be so much fun to hang out with

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@ApexJones22 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@WookHunter99 @gcoco1845 @MarkDondero Never heard of a cupcake trip to the superbowl. Nice cope tho

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@gcoco1845 @MarkDondero Tougher than the Texans and Denver def?

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@HardenHoops Facts

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@jasrifootball Karma for..... nevermind