Anthony Reed

Official Ambassador of Fast Food, Candy, and other delicious food everywhere.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

It’s Saturday! The weekend has officially started.

Be sure to taste the goodness of the biscuit today and every day.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

It’s Saturday morning and the 4th of July! 🇺🇸 The weekend has officially arrived.

Be sure to taste the goodness of the biscuit today and everyday.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

[Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla]

The Chicago Cubs officially have a full MLB pitching staff on the Injured List-

SP-
Justin Steele
Cade Horton
Jameson Taillon
Ben Brown
Edward Cabrera

RP-
Porter Hodge
Shelby Miller
Hunter Harvey
Riley Martin
Daniel Palencia
Phil Maton
Hoby Milner
Ethan Roberts

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

It’s Saturday morning! The weekend has officially arrived.

Be sure to taste the goodness of the biscuit today and everyday.

[Brett L. Tolman @tolmanbrett]

Worth the read.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

I would rather take the ring to Mordor than manually enter my password on a TV.

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

Noah Shannon:
-Placed 1 bet for $10 on a women’s basketball game.
-Turned himself in.
-NCAA banned him for the season and ended his career

Brendan Sorsby:
-Over 2,000 bets placed.
-$90,000 in bets.
-Found eligible to play.

Make it make sense…

[Cameron Salerno @cameronsalerno1]

The 2026 NBA Finals is sponsored by Vivek Ranadivé’s incompetence

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Senator Pete Ricketts @SenatorRicketts]

Today, I called for a voice vote on the Senate floor to declare May Renewable Fuels Month.  It passed.

Renewable fuels are great for consumers to help save you money at the pump.  Last time I filled up with a 10% blend of ethanol, I saved 55 cents a gallon at my local grocery store. @RepDonBacon told me that he is saving $1 a gallon with E15.

Renewable fuels are also great for cleaning up the environment and, of course, great for our farmers and ranchers.

Renewable fuels are part of an American First Energy dominance strategy.  They are great for Nebraska.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Scientists Discover Tea Tastes Best When Dumped Out And Replaced With Coffee https://t.co/sxBAdWoNbw

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[Anthony Reed @AnthonyReed19]

@iowafuel @RepMMM There’s something on your lip

[Anthony Reed @AnthonyReed19]

@JakeSherman Conscience

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Dc not allowing Waymo for safety reasons is insane when there's no ban on Maryland drivers

[Agri-Pulse Communications @agripulse]

Agri-Pulse Newsmakers: USDA reorganization and farm bill recap with @RepAprilDelaney

@fgs_global
Anthony Reed on what he's watching ahead of the tentative May 13 House vote on year-round E15, which he calls "the gas price vote of 2026."

@NFUDC
Mike Stranz on which farm bill fights will arise in the Senate.

Full episode here: https://t.co/bxYXn9mecQ

#agriculture #Farmbill #E15 #USDA #reorganization

[Growth Energy @GrowthEnergy]

"eThAnOl wIlL iNcReAsE cOsTs"