AntiMacro

Team Sparkles? More like ‘team suck my gelatinous dick.’ ~ DCC, book VIII

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

Lemme guess: goaltending, defensive dman, forward depth...just like the last six years.

[Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 @OilersNation]

Ranking the Oilers’ top off-season priorities

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

@erik_thorvalds Conservatives: realizing they can't win if they keep doing the same dumb shit, so they want to take their ball and leave.

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

#BlueJays50

[MLB @MLB]

Payton Tolle almost had this one ... 🤣

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

Once again, Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary...

[ABC News @ABC]

President Trump is floating the possibility of keeping the UFC arena on the White House South Lawn — built for a series of fights on his birthday and Flag Day — permanently.

Read more: https://t.co/PdI3ZarEYr

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Tony Clark @Tony__Clark]

Albertans will lose public-health care insurance coverage if they do not renew their cards
#ableg
https://t.co/Webf3PlhOy

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

@lllaurenA @bretzky_84 He's not built for these streets.

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

@lllaurenA @bretzky_84 He's taking playing hard to get WAY too far.

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

I love Conservatives acting like a politician has never said the numbers aren't the full picture.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

are you showering correctly?

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

How much do we have to pay to have this all the time?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

@lllaurenA

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

Man I HATE when my team doesn't back up my trash talk.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

Boy it's too bad Alberta has a premier who is: a) only interested in infrastructure if it's a pipeline, and b) too busy pretending they're not a separatist to be bothered trying to make a deal in the first place. #ableg #abpoli

https://t.co/y8XvAapLSJ

[AntiMacro @AntiMacro]

@lllaurenA I hope this winds up on 'moments before disaster struck' 😜