sorry, I'm busy

Into being normal and doing normal things.

[dhanush 🍉 @spunchbawbII]

digger fans don't even argue anymore they just look at you like this and say "level 4"

[g a b y @gabydvj]

colleen hoover is kind of like America B thomas pynchon in that only a singular mind can produce names like the ones in her novels. "lowen ashleigh." "verity crawford." and of course: "ryle kincaid."

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Digger should change depending on how the film is doing at the box office. The more it flops the more outrageous he should become

[sorry, I'm busy @AntiMimeAktion]

@mertcentury is that not master of disguise era dana carvey ?

[DrDrilStein 🌽 @notistotny]

@katekeepsit100 The youth will never know the joys of being a planted microaggression noticer

[kelly @kelibacy]

we've got the Never Kill Yourself weather in new york city this week

[bog @wetlittlebeast]

Now this is the kind of news I wanna see on X the everything app

[Josh 🏈 @ThatPatsStan]

Meteorologists don’t even tell you how much snow the east coast is gonna get anymore they just look at you like this

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

Seeing a video of guy who looks just like me screaming my social security number getting torn apart by wild dogs in CCTV footage on the For You page.

I try to click it, but the feed refreshes to a Blue Checkmark 12,000 word post about how women invented taxes.

[adot @0xadot]

@bryan_johnson damn my mans is BRICKED UP on a universal and quantum level

[sorry, I'm busy @AntiMimeAktion]

ussss

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

just remembered this god awful thing again and laughed so hard i nearly cried

[maybe: clare @clur19]

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

[pedram.md @pdrmnvd]

oh you’re using claude code? everyone’s using open code. just kidding we’re all on amp code. we’re using cline, we’re using roo code. we just forked our own version of roo. were using kilo code. we were on coderabbit but their ceo yelled at us so now we’re using qorbit. apple just acquired them for $30bn so we just migrated our entire team to slash commands. one guy is still on aider. the PM is on loveable. he just shipped a new product on replit. the intern installed a slackbot that lets you chat with your spreadsheet. legal is still reviewing devin’s enterprise contract. we evaluated junie for three ukrainians using jetbrains. someone in slack just asked “has anyone tried amp?” we are using goose for scripts. next week we’re piloting augment code. the CTO heard good things about trae.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ our CEO is friends with the guy from conductor. our CFO resigned. our CISO said we’ve had fourteen supply chain attacks in the last week. we’re shipping the worlds most expensive todo app.

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

They are melting down on r/Grinch

The whole sub just went private lol

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too

Zane lowe: yeah

Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement

Zane: right. like Wallace

kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

Zach de la rocha voice: They try to keep children locked in a cage/ while miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage