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A dead dog is right twice a day

[Skylar Schirtzinger @ColossalThrust]

Boy do i love the synchronized squirmings of white people weddings. #wedontknowhowtodance

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

sweetbro and hella jeff saved my marriage

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

Gun it down back roads blasting Matchbox 20 into the golden hour smog alight with fucking insects; gratitude is still fleeting but it plunges deeper now. Inhale.

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

There are times I miss who I was in college. That bitch got me through a lot.

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

The next presidential election will be decided by a Twitter poll

[Phil Elverum's Archived Tweets @PWElverum]

In October 2002 in a letter home while on tour alone in Denmark I drew a picture of everything in my backpack.

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

WW5 will be decided by an International Battle Bots Death Match Arena

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

My favorite thing on Twitter rn is the icarly Brazil account that responds to every single one of Kanye’s tweets

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of waning gibbous moon

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 4/29 in Scorpio: There are things everywhere that are very holy that only you can see. This includes the small stones by the water. The stones affect the water. You see both the dialogue and the conversation. You see what is there to be discussed.

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

Every day I thank the universe that I'm not in State College anymore

[Jaden @jaden]

Watching Films Is My Life, Without It I Could Not Exist.

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

I feel out of place literally everywhere I go

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

please keep unfollowing me I'm playing twitter like golf

[Lunch Meat Slime @Anti__Dentite]

Every day I get more and more tired of looking at my dumb ass face in the mirror like do I really have to have this thing my whole life