Dylan Whitehead

I make mid videos.

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

this made me so sad

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

Twitter is the best website ever. I get to watch illiterates who pay money to use the bird website argue ermm acktually it's an EPIC POEM. Helen of Troy was not a real person. It is fantasy, made up lil guy. I cannot take these people seriously.

[Drew @tacjak]

@_Adam_Holland @elonmusk Well I now know for sure you haven’t because it’s an epic poem not a book. Educate yourself

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

"Do whatever the hot redheaded witch tells you"

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

The irony of course being this is a virtue signal of its own

[TaylorPKA @MurkaDurkah]

All the virtue signaling idiots saying "I'd pick Blue bc I'm a heckin wholesome person" believe the world is like their discord server or local pickleball club.

You think China/Africa/India is picking Blue? If so you're a complete moron.

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

@RichardHanania If you didn’t eat breakfast how would you feel?

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

People like this are genuinely too dumb to function lmao. Like obviously, yes. If all of society coordinated pressing red then no one dies. This is I did eat breakfast levels of brain damage.

[Max @minordissent]

Blue voters are so full of shit on so many levels.

1. The question is not over whether you are selfless its whether you think most people are. Even the most holier than thou lib believes most people are selfish and thus would not press blue.

2. If everyone just presses red no one dies. blue adds unnecessary death.

3. They are moralizing the experiment to ask “what is the good person answer” rather than honestly reflecting on what theyd do if it really happened. I guarantee you that you put any person in that room and say “if you vote blue but most people dont, we will SHOOT YOU” that not one single person will take that risk, especially given #1.

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

We need to deport these people

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

There is a gorilla penis on the wall

If you do not suck the gorilla penis, you live

If you do suck the gorilla penis, you will die unless 50%+ of all other people suck the gorilla penis

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

They ask us all to integrate and assimilate into Western culture and the minute we do they get mad at us. Lots to ponder.

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

Always vote blue. Life if not worth living in a world full of reds

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

I am actually completely of the opposite opinion given basically every experience in my life. The dialogue is cringe or whatever, but people have convinced themselves that just talking to people will not open 99% of the doors in life lol.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

You joke but I can literally imagine some bum ass 70 year old who worked for department of water and power for 40 years pointing to the tv and saying “now THATS how it’s done!”

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

This is why we can't have nice things. The average consumer can't see the ANGEL logo in the trailer lmao

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

I wonder why cinemas are dying then I see another preview for ‘brands: the movie’ and maybe they deserve to die

[Seggi @Seggipriv]

Texas before the islamic revolution

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

The irony of course being lost on OP that Pitbull data is obviously skewed by virtue of the average person's ability to identify a dog being like Golden Retriever, Pitbull, and like Husky. All this to say I am in favor of banning the breed, just anti moron

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

At first I thought we should ban pitbulls, but then I watched this video and realised there’s a bunch of related breeds we should also ban

[roo @roomcguire]

“The Government Lies to Us” podcast from the government

[neve @LlZARDLION]

he did the hand motion upside down to mime typing and this is actually a subtle hint that he’s finished writing and winds will be released on June 7 aka 6/7

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

@jamesceceree @yacinehowlett @catofice Listen here buddy, you're talking to a Stannis hater. They don't know how to read and you know that.

[Dylan Whitehead @AnySPIDERPIG]

@poems_past me

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS