Aoife_Dempsey

UNBLOCK ME YOU COWARD

[corb @awshuqs]

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

I must stay strong it will be laptop in bed time soon

[Aoibhy 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @feinmhuinin]

It’s Liam Óg Ó hAinnaidh.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

@ВarackObama unblock me sir I find your wife tantalizing

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

worst part of Chernobyl probably that it happened on a saturday. that’s some monday bullshit fr!!!!!! my love to the fallen of course

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

when my beautiful friend becomes single i shall run the conclave for her next bf

[picara @irlalexa]

greedy ass bitch like me would’ve smashed Edward and Jacob

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Not now kitten, daddy is identifying 5 things he can see, 4 things he can touch, 3 things he can hear, 2 things he can smell, and 1 thing he can taste

[Labhaoise @labhaoise99]

‘No wonder you’re single, you never go out’ I was literally in Lidl twice this week what more do you want???

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Therapist after three years of weekly sessions) ok I’ll bite. What’s your whole deal?

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

Opinion: Irish people being against immigration is like Brazilian people being against football https://t.co/qdqK55o5xH

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

i feel like im owed 10 dollars but im not sure from who

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Oh that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve

[Lynn Boylan 🍷📖🐾 @LNBDublin]

MORE JOURNALISTS KILLED IN GAZA THAN IN WWI, WWII, VIETNAM, YUGOSLAVIA & AFGHANISTAN COMBINED.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

You come to me today, on a Friday afternoon, to ask me to do the job that I'm paid to do? This I cannot do