Gender Reveal Pipebomb

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@uubzu both of them are idiots and nothing of value was lost

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@john31337 @cybelethebest most of these people are just fuckin boring, see it all the time in the “grindset” people that retire early and then sit around complaining about nothing to do because they’re too old to go to the club anymore lol

get some hobbies, losers

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@wafflenbaitshop @CowgirlRevolt buddy i don’t have to imagine and ranch tastes nothing like ass

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@askappnot2track @mgeddesgengras all ages lmao

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@JYBANKO @GhostlyUnh1nged the “seam line” part is dumb but its 100% a thinly veiled trace of a photo of that specific toy lol

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@JYBANKO @GhostlyUnh1nged its literally the exact toy pose from a slightly different angle and a few minor, lazily done changes lol, you can nitpick about whether that’s a “reference” or whatever but the source is incredibly obvious

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@JYBANKO @GhostlyUnh1nged no but you might be

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@NateCampbell95 @2006Sable …yes?

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@TCThree25 @xIsraelExposedx weird why’d you get so quiet after proof was provided?

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@a_spicyboi @MN_Vikings_Pete @DrZersetzung i mean yeah that’s the point of most job interviews lol

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@AngryVorosM @MN_Vikings_Pete @DrZersetzung that is the *correct* answer but not the *right* answer

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@HDP1995 @kylascan they can’t buy a house, the job market is fucked with no sign of getting better, social security isn’t gonna exist for them…yeah id be saving too lol

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@kylascan lol “why are these people living through like a dozen concurrent crises affecting every aspect of their lives not feeling more stable?”

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@Soaring__Sky @auroralchorus are you stupid lol

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@Elvish_Harper literally none of the physics or logistics of star wars makes sense if you think about it too hard, it’s soft sci-fi for children lol

you can either enjoy the messy spectacle or become an exhausting neil degrasse tyson clone - which way western man

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@Broken_Imp @Prototype27F ie the point of this in particular is to make people that would normally (correctly) surmise that drone warfare is suicide think “actually im built different” right up until the point they are turned into red mist and their last terrified moments are uploaded on twitter

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@Broken_Imp @Prototype27F every military gives their guys basic hand-to-hand training that 99.999% of them will never use. it’s not meant to be an actual skill, it’s just meant to make 18 year olds feel like they’re in more control than they actually are

they don’t waste good training on those guys

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@qobwashere you think a 3 year old should get put in the hell that is the foster system over a sleepover? you are an absolute fucking dipshit lol

[Gender Reveal Pipebomb @ApeIsrael]

@JeremyKaus @Therepositorium @HankHeil @GuyGuy399129004 who cares lol, take care of your body and you can do whatever you want well into your late 50s / early 60s

life is not a math problem, don’t get neurotic about “optimizing” everything