Aaron Pepple

Professional.

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

I never lie, I'm just wrong alot.

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

@jspector Panic

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/KLjmUEJhlr The Future of Dining Out

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

@Sobersoul @YouTube K I do but I'm lazy

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

@Sobersoul @YouTube It does it automatically! I don't know how!

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

@TrevorWoggon @Eyes_LikeAChild I'd like that.

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

@Eyes_LikeAChild Aww.. You guyssssssssssssss misss yooouuuuuu

[Amanda Deibert @amandadeibert]

We are watching a debate where a qualified candidate has to debate a random adjective generator. America in 2016 #debate

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Hopefully Obamacare can get him some Sudafed for that sniffle. #Debates

[Jared Thompson @JaredDBThompson]

I can’t believe he cried about her being mean to him in TV ads. It’s literally, LITERALLY just footage of him talking. #debate2016

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I HAVE A MUCH BETTER TEMPERAMENT THAT SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed, spraying spittle. #Debates2016

[Funky Butt Lover @FatFreddysPat]

Trump is actually just a bunch of kids on each other's shoulders in a suit, right?

#debatenight

[Hanging Chad @cidivine]

Dear Internet, I hope you are archiving all of his Tweets before his minions can wash them from history. Hold him accountable. #NeverForget https://t.co/YgTA04cpYG

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is Trump in the face of a calm, intelligent woman -- shrieking and flailing in thimbledick-compensating panic. #Debates2016

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

@OpenMicComic caucus

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

Now: "Refugees? Fix the homeless problem first"
Before: "Let the homeless fend for themselves"

Ignore issues until they're convenient.

[Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon]

# of people I've seen complaining about Starbucks: 0

# of people I've seen complaining about people complaining about Starbucks: 70

[Aaron Pepple @Apebbs]

"Trump" is British slang for "fart"
#Themoreyouknow