Cudjo Lewis

“Pray as if everything depends on God but, prepare as if everything depends on you.”

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

Me to my dog, “where were fries made?

Him:

“In Greece” me

Him:

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

I’m so confused, why take the whole car when it was just the tire? What would have really impressed me is if the tire tech came prepared and changed the tire in the driveway.

[Matt @ninjamattic]

Why have I bought into the Muskonomy? This is why. At 9pm on a Friday night I got in my wife’s car to pick up her Target order. I made it one house down before the car started throwing flat tire warnings. I pulled over and sure enough. It was flat. I very slowly drove it right back into our driveway, hopped out, and filed a claim through the Tesla app with my Tesla insurance. Within minutes a tow truck was dispatched to pick the car up and take it to the nearest Tesla service center. Since they’re open Saturday’s, the car will be ready for pickup tomorrow with a repaired or new tire. On any other car this would be a nightmare. Trying to find a tire shop over Saturday and Sunday, make sure my tire is in stock, pay a towing company to come get it… it would consume the weekend. Not with my @tesla though. A few taps of the screen and all I have to do it pick it up at the end. Wow.

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

This game is close. Gabby has been ballin.

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

The smear campaigns are stupid, what does this have to do with being commissioner?

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

The idea of Toyota is dumb, what do you mean that you’re selling a car from 2001 with 300k miles for 10k?

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

I watched a little bit of the new Aang movie and was confused why Aang was sweating so much. 12 year old Aang wouldn’t have been that tire from fighting non benders

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

I think they made Korra go through too many hardships during the show. First season was fine with Amon, 2nd and 3rd are a lot. 4th season was good especially the parallels of her and kuvira. The problem is bad faith actors using her lows to up Aang.

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

They keep trying to make bayeatch a new thing and i feel like it’s an ip that needs to stay buried in the sand.

Not saying it’ll be terrible but, who is the demographic for this?

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

Lmao. This is actually good ragebait.

[Bammthebodyy @ogbambamm]

@ellesaidhey No it ain’t 🤷🏽😂 she just was one of the writers on the song and sung background

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

@Cobaltss_king Lmao.

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

Just got new glasses and I’m going to say something that might be off. Do I really need to see this well all the time?

Haven’t seen this well since 2009. Too much eye input…

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 🐺 @SooSlept_On]

Nigga asking a lot of fatherless questions

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

John didn’t waterboard Sinestro. It was more of a baptism in fear water…

He dunked him

[luke ✞ @eustassvinsmoke]

Batman hangs people off rooftops but John stewart can’t water board someone?

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

You wouldn’t have to recant as many statements as SAS if you actually followed your leads. “I know a guy who works for the Org, he told me…”=No one told you anything.

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

I cannot remember who said that sports broadcasters aren’t journalists anymore, including SAS, but that was the closest thing to true.

[Atlanta Dream @AtlantaDream]

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[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

No one saying Thor, like he didn’t take out a whole team of highly trained shield agents, is making me feel crazy.

[Nikhil @cooked_memer]

No superpowers, no serum, no god powers, just pure mortal combat skills. Which two do you pick to survive, knowing the rest are coming to kill you??

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

@__tre500 9116, dyslexia kicked my butt on that one.

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

The dream situation is funny because what do you mean you didn’t think your squad would make it to the finals so you didn’t plan ahead.

[joot 🇵🇸 @jooticus]

this kelly clarkson v small business drama is so funny bc with both statements the company has displayed the exact attitude that she complained about. completely unprofessional and obsessed with proving her wrong for literally no gain whatsoever

[Cudjo Lewis @ApolloBlaQ]

I believe Kelly Clarkson, her beef with that business is they were rude and demeaning. Their defense has been very, weak.

You can explain something isn’t for sell in a nice way but they have never argued that they did.