Liverpool somehow manage to leave themselves desperately exposed when they lose the ball without actually taking any risks when they have it. It’s amazing.
If you were to tell me that after that red hot start the Seattle Mariners would somehow be .500 by June 11th I would have said “oh yeah that checks out”
High school phenomenon: boys begin referring to each other by last name, an arbitrary few never lose this designation and 15 years hence are still exclusively called by their surname
After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.
Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.
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Keep thinking about how, when Daft Punk worked with Kanye, he watched so much pornography in the studio that it made one of the dudes in Daft Punk start hallucinating. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around what kind of pervert you'd have to be to traumatize a French DJ?