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[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

NTSA Director General says @ntsa_kenya fines are not paid through eCitizen to avoid fraud … Is the DG saying eCitizen is fraudulent???????

[Billie @Billie_T]

Gabriel missing a pen is the best possible ending to this fucking shit season. Hold that

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[akl @Arcadius001]

@UTDTrey Such a hater 😂

[Eric @amerix]

For you to sustain your life,

- You must WORK.

Turn your skills into WORK.

A job is not work.

A job is temporary, work is permanent.

Your skills and talents are what we call WORK.

Therefore, show up every day, consistently.

Be patient. Your breakthrough is coming.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Nduthi guy: weka ya fifty.
shell attendant:

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

[Zion @zionszzn]

I'm naturally a giver. If i have it, i got you. just don't make me feel used.

[akl @Arcadius001]

@UTDTrey @PeakSxnti And go sign better players than them

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Life shouldn’t be hard fr bro

I help you, You help me, we both grow, make money & win. Everybody is happy

Rivalry, Jealousy & Competition mentality just ruins everything

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

We are one month away from the most quoted tweet in Twitter history

[MaThings @KelMaundu]

April fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this Kenyan government

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Kuna siku youths wataungana

[Snr..🧸🇵🇹 @vinicius_snrr]

Date cancelled, she came to pick me up in a toyota corolla, I wonder when I ordered bolt

[Jordan @jorolevenque]

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

Make sure you have no hand in other people's downfall.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

I feel jealous nikirealise most of you here hate ruto more than me.

[Brenda Cheptoo @cheptoofred]

Hata wezi walisulubishwa na Yesu sidhani walikua wabaya kama hawa wenye wako Kenya😂💀

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Bro to Bro ; Terminate contract for players who demand too much salaries that could bankrupt the club