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Muskrat Hate posting only. It's been real, Tweeps.

Be back if it goes public again and regains accountability. So I won't be back.

Find me on Mastodon. 🫡

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Men will literally dig a completely pointless tunnel, ruin the night sky, and buy a social media platform instead of going to therapy.

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@pamelaadlon I’m tweeting, even though I don’t do that anymore, to tell you how much I loved your show. That means I love you and it more than I hate the Muskrat and the conservative cesspool you’re probably not reading this on. Which is to say A LOT.

Goodnight, Detroit!

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@FrogCrpt My wife’s Xitter account was hacked by someone who just posted this lament over and over again. I don’t get the point.

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I have a Bluesky code if you need one. (I wonder if this will be my last tweet.)

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@MarkWhite207 Nope.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I’d like a #bluesky invite for my anniversary. TIA!

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@ChillyCorpse1 Helpful, thx.

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Friend in #Kehei isn’t sure what’s going on or where to get info—any reliable info sources on the #MauiFires? She’s not sure if she should be evacuating, no hotels available where she went, etc.

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@AlaskaAir I sent you a DM.

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Hi, @AlaskaAir. I really need some help. Someone from AA found my family’s passports at SFO. They called me, and said they’d be at the baggage claim office. But they’re not. I’m pretty desperate to find them, because I’m flying to Canada on 6/23. You will have my loyalty forever.

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@RottenInDenmark @Radlein I wrote back to all of the mother's day advertisements I received the year my mother died. Like, "HOW DARE YOU MENTION MOTHERS AT A TIME LIKE THIS." I knew I was being ridiculous, and could not stop myself. That's how I read things like this. Impulsive, yes, but also hurt.

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@espiers @Wolfe321 Highly regarded.

[@ reachartwork on tumblr & bsky @reachartwork]

hahahahahahhahaha

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When you have no gay friends, it’s obvious.

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Sending love to my "family" in Florida today.

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If you live in a place where LGBTQ rights are under attack & pride celebrations are being cancelled please know this: there is NOTHING wrong with your family, your friends, and your LOVE. There is everything wrong with the folks promoting hate. Love always wins. We will prevail.

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@DelbertGSeasons @JLownLaw @nytimes

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@DelbertGSeasons @JLownLaw @nytimes Thanks for that last photo. It's what I always think of. Going to post it every time he's mentioned from now until inauguration day.

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@wtflanksteak Or to figure out who is in recovery? 💀 People who like savory snacks are inherently superior in this worldview.

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@JohnnyProfit @godless_mom Because this is, in fact, the point of religion.

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@MaryAkemon No shit Sherlock! I haven't heard that in a thousand eons. Kind of made my day, which I know is what you were going for here.