Ariadne Auf Naxos

IG: @ariadnechloe

[Ariadne Auf Naxos @AriadneChloe]

@RandoxHealth What time does the drop box at London Bridge close? The information on your website is pretty confusing and incomplete, to be fair. Thanks.

[Spinoza LIVE @LiveSpinoza]

Nel frattempo il Ministero della Sanità ha disposto che gli ultimi a essere vaccinati saranno quelli che usano l'autotune.
[@caparezza17]

[Ariadne Auf Naxos @AriadneChloe]

@Tesco FYR, I just found some plastic bits in the smoothie I had prepared yesterday with your spinach and tbh this is not quite what I was expecting from my 5-a-day. Jokes aside, that’s a very serious issue. Please advise. #EatYourVeggies 🤢☠️🍃

[Ariadne Auf Naxos @AriadneChloe]

NO PLACE LIKE EAST LONDON.
❤️🏠🇬🇧⚒
Adopted Eastender from the docks, loud and proud.
@Channel4 #TheRealEastenders

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What shall we talk about - virus or weather?”

[PETA UK @PETAUK]

Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.
Animals are not ours to abuse.

[PETA @peta]

Retweet if you agree!

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Don't hide history, says Oxford head in statue row https://t.co/erTDmzVvne

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

There’s a best of the last series of (now BAFTA nominated!!!) #GotYourBack on @Channel4 at 8pm with some unseen bits if you like x

[Vittorio Feltri @vfeltri]

Quasi nessuno sa che cosa siano gli Stati generali, ma tutti sanno che non servono a un cazzo

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to make emails sound cross:

"As discussed"
"I thought we agreed"
"Regards"
"Thanks"
"I was under the impression"
"FYI"
"As per my email"
“With respect”
“Friendly reminder”
“Polite note”
“I was disappointed to...”
“Whilst I appreciate...”
“As I’m sure you’re aware”

[Ariadne Auf Naxos @AriadneChloe]

@KayHaunani Leo, smoked salmon anything

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ah, rain, it’s you again. Welcome back, old chum

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Pentagon formally releases 3 Navy videos showing "unidentified aerial phenomena" https://t.co/DNtaSBpV0q

[Ariadne Auf Naxos @AriadneChloe]

@LukeFit99376123 @Film4 I always cry SO MUCH! One of my favourite movies ever (despite all these tears!)🥺💔😭♥️

[Ariadne Auf Naxos @AriadneChloe]

1st crying jag of the day : “Edward Scissorhands”. Quarantine mood swings + last scene = *noise of my heart shattering* 🥺💔😭 @Film4

[Giulio Tarro @TarroGiulio]

Burioni scrive su twitter: Se Tarro è virologo da Nobel, io sono Miss Italia.
Su una cosa ha ragione: lui deve fare solo le passerelle come Miss Italia, ma senza aprire bocca

[Vittorio Feltri @vfeltri]

Un mio compagno di scuola si iscrisse 40 anni da al PCI. Gli chiesi perché. Lui mi rispose ridendo: non ho trovato niente di peggio. Oggi lo avrebbe trovato.

[Vittorio Feltri @vfeltri]

Il Fatto Quotidiano titola: “Mancano 250 mila braccianti”. Ma l’Italia non è piena zeppa di disoccupati?