Arorazzz

[Arorazzz @Arorazzz1]

Today our fluffy puppy mastered "sit"! Small wins make big joy as we grow together—love this little helper!，

[Applebhai @Applebhai1]

[Just bought iced latte with extra ice for my girlfriend—her go-to. Her smile when she took it Worth every tiny step I waited in line. ]

[Arorazzz @Arorazzz1]

Beat the heat with my 5-min iced honey lemon tea! Squeeze 1 lemon, add 2 tbsp honey, top with cold water u0026 ice – so refreshing! #QuickDrink #SummerVibes

[Arorazzz @Arorazzz1]

https://t.co/BfTmRFdqMq

[MNS Adhikrut - मनसे अधिकृत @mnsadhikrut]

भारतीय डॉक्टरांच्या विषयी लंडन मध्ये जाऊन अपमानास्पद विधानं करता, लाज नाही वाटत तुम्हाला आपल्याच माणसांबद्दल बाहेर जाऊन वाट्टेल ती विधानं करायला. पण राफेल विमानांच्या व्यवहाराविषयी का नाही बोलत? #RajThackeray #राजठाकरे_महाराष्ट्रदौरा

[Rathore @rath_jiz]

@republic What’s the problem? Stop giving caste based reservation if you really want to remove caste based society. There should be reservation based on economic condition of the people.

[Dhruv Rathee @dhruv_rathee]

From now on, any doctor or engineer would think twice before trying to save lives where a criminal politician is involved.

#DrKafeelKhan

[Kunal Purohit @kunalpurohit]

In Bhakt land, more outrage over release of #DrKafeelKhan than over the Gorakhpur tragedy itself.

For them, supplier who stopped oxygen to kids =Doc who tried his best to save those kids from dying. *Slow clap* https://t.co/6n8qaQ8k97

[Incognito_River @Incognito_River]

Dear stand-up comedians,

If ur joke isn’t funny & ppl let u know that,pls take it as constructive criticism & improve ur jokes.Being rude to ur audience isn’t the way to go about it

Our excel formulas don’t always work,we don’t go abt abusing ppl who point out d mistakes

Thanx

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Our PM must stop denigrating fellow Indians when he is abroad, whether these are former Prime Ministers or current doctors! https://t.co/DwcQdIow4w

[Medical Reporters @MedReporters]

PM’S REMARK ON DOCTOR’S IS UNFORTUNATE AND IGNORANT. Its not fun but compulsion of doctors to attend CME. https://t.co/zJiBfL3etj https://t.co/zJiBfL3etj

[Twinkle Khanna @mrsfunnybones]

Airlines taking off from Mumbai- Instead of the life vest could you please put a tube of odomos under the seat- Killed 7 mosquitoes before buckling in this morning-Odds of dying due to dengue may be higher than drowning:)

[Paromita Vohra @parodevi]

With great mediocrity comes great confidence

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Not a word on what's going on by Ranveer, Shahid & Deepika... Next time you guys make a shitty film & a fringe asks you to f**k off... Don't come and seek our empathy we'll ask you to f**k off also...

[Aadhaar Compound Wall @13footwall]

Protecting Your Aadhaar Data - A short guide

Step 1 - Do not get an Aadhaar card

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Lok Sabha Adjourned sine-die.
Budget session over.

No-confidence motions are now a figment of our collective imagination.

Utterly pointless!

We officially have a government that cannot be challenged and is not accountable to the people.

Congratulations India!

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

In India:

Morality is overrated
Sexuality is underrated
And originality is not even rated

[The Bad Doctor @DOCTORATLARGE]

How to attract women: practical guidelines for men

[Ashish Chanchlani @ashchanchlani]

April fools ho ya na ho jindagi waise bhi ek prank hi bann ke reh gayi hai

[Ashish Chanchlani @ashchanchlani]

Achi body aur shakal toh mil jaegi
Lekin dimaag aur akal kaunsa protein kha ke laoge?